Labor
Hourly Rate Mechanic Apron Featuring a Sarcastic Price List
Hourly rate mechanic apron - Mechanic hourly rate price list with crossed wrenches and red typography
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Hourly Rate Mechanic Apron Featuring a Sarcastic Price List is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
hourly rate mechanic apron puts a sarcastic price list across the front panel, and the words read as a humorous negotiation for labor. Wearing it signals that you value your expertise over unsolicited advice, and shop owners who appreciate trade humor will feel this was made for them.
What Is Printed On It
The printed graphic features the word MECHANIC in large white letters at the top above two crossed red wrenches and a ribbon banner. The text HOURLY RATE appears inside the ribbon. Below this header is a price list enclosed in a thin white border with a red star at the bottom center. Red dollar amounts on the left correspond to white descriptions on the right, listing rates from $100/HR STANDARD up to $250/HR IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB. This typography-only layout uses only white and red ink to deliver a sharp, sarcastic message about professional labor rates.
Who Reaches For This One
This hourly rate mechanic apron appeals to tradespeople who take pride in their craft and dislike interference. It serves as a funny gift for birthdays or graduations for anyone working in automotive repair. Shop owners reach for this one when they need durable gear that handles grease while making a point about respect in the workplace.
Questions Before You Order
What are the dimensions of the waist ties? The apron features 42-inch waist ties on each side, providing enough length to tie securely in front for a comfortable fit regardless of body size.
Is the ink durable through washing? The print uses high-quality ink designed to withstand repeated laundering without fading or cracking, ensuring the sarcastic message remains legible after many wash cycles.
Why does this design charge different rates? The artwork lists escalating prices based on customer behavior, charging the highest rate of $250 per hour specifically if someone tells the wearer how to do their job.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Labor aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- These aprons are designed for electricians, plumbers, mechanics, and contractors who value union solidarity and professional pride. They suit hourly workers who appreciate humor about rates and hard labor, making them ideal gifts for colleagues or personal wear during shifts.
- What themes do these aprons cover?
- The designs cover hourly trades, union appreciation, and specific roles like plumbing and electrical work. Themes include gratitude for organized labor, the realities of mechanic rates, and the daily grind of construction and maintenance jobs, all printed clearly on durable black cotton canvas.
- How should I choose a design?
- Select based on your specific trade or sentiment. Electricians might prefer the hourly electrician apron, while union advocates should choose the proud union aprons. Consider if you want to highlight your role or express thanks to labor organizations when picking the right visual statement.
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