

Human 70s Apron Featuring This Is My Human Costume I'm
Human 70s apron - Retro alien peace sign in front of forest with This Is My Human Costume text
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Human 70s Apron Featuring This Is My Human Costume I'm is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
human 70s apron displays the phrase THIS IS MY HUMAN COSTUME I'M REALLY AN ALIEN across the front. The design features a green alien making a peace sign in front of a forest and retro sunset stripes. This wholesome joke reveals that the wearer is actually an extraterrestrial pretending to be human. Wearing it signals a playful love for sci-fi lore without taking life too seriously. It was made for UFO fans and anyone who enjoys vintage space humor.
The Print, Up Close
This retro apron places the text THIS IS MY HUMAN COSTUME at the top and I'M REALLY AN ALIEN at the bottom, framing a central illustration of a green alien. The creature stands before a backdrop of dark teal pine trees and horizontal bands of red, orange, and yellow that mimic a vintage sunset. The art style uses a distressed texture to evoke the feel of aged paper or fabric from the seventies. A single alien figure holds up two fingers in a peace sign, grounding the sci-fi concept in a friendly, approachable pose. The color palette of teal, red, orange, yellow, and grey remains consistent throughout the composition, linking the typography directly to the graphical elements.
Made For This Crowd
Sci-fi fans and alien enthusiasts notice the specific retro art style and the classic grey alien archetype immediately. This human 70s apron serves as a unique gift for birthdays or holidays for people who collect vintage space memorabilia. It gets worn in the kitchen by cooks who want to express a niche sense of humor about their identity or interests. The design appeals to those who prefer wholesome, funny references over dark or aggressive sci-fi themes.
Before You Add To Cart
What are the dimensions of this apron? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long, providing ample coverage for the torso. Each waist tie is 42 inches long, ensuring enough length to secure a comfortable knot in the front regardless of your build.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The retro graphic style uses distressed textures that naturally withstand laundering. The teal, red, orange, yellow, and grey colors remain distinct through washes because the print mimics vintage fabric wear rather than sitting as a thick layer on top.
Does this design feature specific alien imagery? Yes, the central figure is a classic grey alien with large black eyes holding up two fingers in a peace sign. This specific pose distinguishes it from generic monster designs and anchors the wholesome humor in recognizable sci-fi iconography.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Human Costume aprons
- Who is best suited for these aprons?
- These aprons suit individuals who enjoy playful, theatrical themes. They are ideal for party hosts, costume enthusiasts, and families looking for matching group outfits. Anyone appreciating humorous or fantastical imagery on their kitchen wear will find value here.
- What specific characters are featured?
- The range includes animals like wolves and tigers, mythical creatures such as unicorns, and surreal items like potatoes. Alien motifs add a sci-fi twist, while general human representations offer versatile options for various character interpretations during festive seasons.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select based on your personal interest in the theme. Choose the wolf or tiger for animal lovers, the alien or unicorn for fantasy fans, and the potato for those seeking pure comedic effect. Match the design to the mood you wish to convey at your next gathering.
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