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Irish the Dirty Apron Featuring IRISH BREATHALYZER BLOW HERE
Irish the dirty apron - Orange and white text reading IRISH BREATHALYZER BLOW HERE above a white arrow
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Irish the Dirty Apron Featuring IRISH BREATHALYZER BLOW HERE is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
irish the dirty apron puts IRISH BREATHALYZER BLOW HERE across the front panel, and the words read as a pun on drinking culture. Wearing it signals you enjoy festive humor, and anyone celebrating St. Patrick’s Day with a cheeky attitude feels this was made for them.
The Artwork Explained
The typography uses orange and white ink to stack three lines of text vertically above a downward pointing arrow. The design relies entirely on lettering without additional illustrations or background patterns. The phrase lands as a pun referencing breathalyzer tests during drinking festivities. This visual arrangement belongs to holiday celebrations where playful teasing is common.
Kitchens It Belongs In
This irish the dirty apron suits cooks who want to inject humor into kitchen duties. It serves as a gift for someone who appreciates adult-oriented jokes during parties. Everyday wear happens when cooking while entertaining guests who share that specific sense of wit.
What Buyers Ask
What are the pocket dimensions? Each front pocket measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to hold utensils securely. This specific sizing accommodates standard cooking tools while maintaining the structural shape of the 10 oz cotton canvas material. How does the ink withstand washing? The print adheres to the stiff cotton canvas fabric which softens after two or three washes without fading. The durability comes from the heavy weight of the material rather than any special coating applied to the surface. Does the arrow point to a specific spot? Yes, the white arrow directs attention downward to indicate exactly where the joke applies on the wearer. This directional element transforms static text into an interactive visual cue that completes the intended message.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Dirty aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for this themed collection?
- This collection suits experienced chefs and kitchen staff who enjoy dark humor. It resonates with professionals who view the mess of cooking as an integral part of their identity and pride in their craft rather than something to hide.
- What specific designs are included in this set?
- The set includes stop the dirty apron, poison the dirty apron, thirty the dirty apron, stink the dirty apron, meat the dirty apron, and naughty the dirty apron. Each design uses distinct typography and imagery to convey specific aspects of kitchen life.
- How should one choose the right design from this group?
- Select based on your personal attitude toward kitchen work. Choose stink the dirty apron for raw honesty, meat the dirty apron for ingredient focus, or naughty the dirty apron for rebellious flair. Match the graphic tone to your team culture and personal style preferences.
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