

Jiu Bjj Apron Features a Nutrition Facts Label
Jiu bjj apron - Red bordered nutrition label listing 100g attitude, 90g sweat, and 85% teamwork in white text
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Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Jiu Bjj Apron Features a Nutrition Facts Label is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
jiu bjj apron displays a nutrition facts label design that redefines athletic fuel as grit and dedication. The text lists 'Mercy 0%' and 'Sweat 90g' to signal that success comes from effort, not ingredients. Wearing it puts the wearer's work ethic on display during training. Fighters and coaches who value discipline over talent read this and feel understood.
Looking At The Front Panel
The front panel features a typography-only layout where white text sits inside a bold red rectangular border. The header reads JIU JITSU above a serving size line that defines one player as the unit of measure. The list includes percentages for Motivation at 85% and Passion at 100%, alongside zero values for Mercy and Excuses. The lower section quantifies physical exertion with 100g of Attitude and 90g of Sweat. This visual arrangement transforms abstract virtues into concrete data points that honor the discipline required for the sport.
Who Gets The Joke
Martial artists and gym-goers notice the playful substitution of nutritional data with character traits first. This jiu bjj apron makes a perfect gift for a birthday or a recognition of someone’s consistent training streak. It gets worn during casual cooking or after practice when the wearer wants to acknowledge the sweat equity involved in their hobby.
Answers Up Front
What is the neck strap length range for this black bib apron? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate different heights. This range allows the generous cut of the black bib to sit correctly on most adults without being too tight or too loose.
Can the white ink on the red border withstand washing without fading? The white ink remains durable through washes because it is designed to resist fading against the red border. The printing method ensures the contrast stays sharp so the nutrition facts remain readable after repeated use in the kitchen or gym.
Does the design include specific measurements for physical fluids like blood or tears? Yes, the design explicitly lists Blood at 55g and Tears at 85g in the bottom section. These specific gram measurements distinguish this artwork from generic quotes by treating emotional and physical output as measurable nutritional components.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Jitsu aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection is ideal for martial artists who blend humor and spirituality with their training. It suits instructors, students, and fans who enjoy expressing their passion through distinctive apparel that highlights specific aspects of jiu-jitsu culture and personal identity.
- What themes are featured in these aprons?
- The aprons feature diverse themes ranging from religious faith and cosmic imagery to playful animals like pandas and dogs. Some designs focus on technical terminology or family roles, ensuring there is a print that resonates with your specific interest or personality within the jiu-jitsu community.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design that aligns with your personal values or sense of humor. If you prioritize faith, choose the Christian print. For those who love nature, the ocean or galaxy options work well. Consider what aspect of your journey you want to highlight when picking your favorite style.
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