

Jiu Brazilian Girl Apron Featuring a Distressed White Lion
Jiu brazilian girl apron - White distressed lion head with JIUJITSU text and sarcastic quote about elephants and jungle
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Jiu Brazilian Girl Apron Featuring a Distressed White Lion is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
jiu brazilian girl apron features a white lion head with the phrase JIUJITSU 19 14 IF SIZE MATTERED THE ELEPHANT WOULD BE KING OF THE JUNGLE. The joke uses sarcasm to highlight that martial arts skill matters more than physical bulk or mass. Wearing it signals confidence to anyone on the mat, and this specific design was made for BJJ practitioners who value technique over size.
The Print, Up Close
A distressed white lion head sits centrally on the front panel, serving as the main visual anchor for the composition. The word JIUJITSU arches over the top of the mane in bold capital letters, flanked by the years 19 and 14 on the left and right respectively. Two sharp lightning bolts cross behind the animal's head, adding dynamic energy to the static portrait. Below the lion, a stacked block of text delivers the punchline with the phrase IF SIZE MATTERED THE ELEPHANT WOULD BE KING OF THE JUNGLE. Every element shares a uniform white finish with a weathered texture that suggests age and heavy use. The combination of the fierce animal imagery and the witty text creates a cohesive statement about dominance through skill rather than mere physical presence.
Made For This Crowd
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu athletes and grappling enthusiasts notice the specific reference to size versus skill immediately. This jiu brazilian girl apron acts as a perfect gift for gym members who enjoy dry humor about combat sports hierarchy. It gets worn during pre-training meals or post-sparring dinners to signal belonging to the technical side of the sport.
Before You Add To Cart
What are the dimensions of the apron body and waist ties? The body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide substantial torso coverage. Each waist tie extends 42 inches, ensuring enough length to wrap around and tie securely in front even over thick clothing like hoodies or rash guards.
How does the ink handle washing and repeated use? The white printed design utilizes a distressed aesthetic that naturally blends with normal wear and tear from laundering. The ink application is durable enough to survive standard wash cycles without peeling or fading significantly because the texture mimics a vintage wash already.
Why is this specific quote relevant to grapplers rather than weightlifters? The phrase mocks the idea that bigger always wins, which is a core philosophy in Jiu Jitsu where smaller people regularly defeat larger opponents. It specifically targets the martial arts community's appreciation for leverage and technique over brute strength.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Brazilian aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these designs?
- This collection is designed for serious BJJ students, MMA fans, and instructors who appreciate the history of Brazilian grappling. It suits individuals who enjoy displaying their passion for submissions like the kimura or rolling tournaments on their everyday apparel.
- What themes are featured in this set?
- The set features motifs from Brazilian martial arts culture, including specific moves like the kimura, tournament imagery such as rolling, and humorous takes like the BJJ T-Rex. These designs reflect both the technical depth and the community spirit of the sport.
- How should I choose the right design?
- Select based on your favorite aspect of training. Choose the kimura holding apron if you love technique breakdowns, or the roll apron if you compete often. The arte option works well for those who prefer abstract visual representations of the Brazilian fighting style.
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