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Jiu Prayer Apron Featuring Grappler's Prayer Sarcasm
Jiu prayer apron - Grapplers Prayer text and martial arts belt illustration in black white and red
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Jiu Prayer Apron Featuring Grappler's Prayer Sarcasm is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase "jiu prayer apron" introduces a design featuring the text NOW I LAY YOU DOWN TO SLEEP BECAUSE MY CHOKE IS SUNK SO DEEP FEEL THE RUSH YOUR WORLD GOES BLACK ALL BECAUSE YOU GAVE YOUR BACK GRAPPLER'S PRAYER. The printed words parody a bedtime prayer to describe the sensation of a rear-naked choke in martial arts. Wearing it signals that you understand the specific humor of grappling culture. Fighters and coaches who have experienced submission holds will recognize this design as made for them.
Reading The Design
The main subject is a realistic martial arts belt positioned vertically on the right side of the panel. The belt features black, white, and red colors with a distinct knot detail. Stacked white text occupies the left side, reading NOW I LAY YOU DOWN TO SLEEP BECAUSE MY CHOKE IS SUNK SO DEEP FEEL THE RUSH YOUR WORLD GOES BLACK ALL BECAUSE YOU GAVE YOUR BACK. Along the far right edge, the phrase GRAPPLER'S PRAYER appears vertically in red lettering. This layout combines the visual of the uniform with sarcastic lyrics about submission to create a cohesive image for the sport.
When People Wear It
Competitors in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu or MMA wear this jiu prayer apron during training sessions to show their dedication. It serves as a humorous gift for the fighter in your life who spends hours on the mat. You will see this product worn in the kitchen after practice when the cook still wants to discuss technique.
Common Questions
Does this apron fit different body types? Yes, the generous cut accommodates most adults comfortably. The adjustable neck strap ranges from 20 to 30 inches to ensure a secure fit regardless of height or build, allowing for easy customization before you start cooking.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The printed design remains durable through regular laundering cycles without fading or cracking. The high-quality application ensures that the white and red lettering stays vibrant alongside the realistic belt graphic even after multiple washes.
Why is this design specific to grappling fans? The joke relies entirely on the terminology of submission holds like the rear-naked choke. Only those familiar with martial arts techniques will understand the reference to sinking a choke deep and giving your back, making it unique to this sport.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Jitsu aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection is ideal for martial artists who blend humor and spirituality with their training. It suits instructors, students, and fans who enjoy expressing their passion through distinctive apparel that highlights specific aspects of jiu-jitsu culture and personal identity.
- What themes are featured in these aprons?
- The aprons feature diverse themes ranging from religious faith and cosmic imagery to playful animals like pandas and dogs. Some designs focus on technical terminology or family roles, ensuring there is a print that resonates with your specific interest or personality within the jiu-jitsu community.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design that aligns with your personal values or sense of humor. If you prioritize faith, choose the Christian print. For those who love nature, the ocean or galaxy options work well. Consider what aspect of your journey you want to highlight when picking your favorite style.
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