

Kennel Dog Apron Featuring 'My Life Has Gone to the Dogs'
Kennel dog apron - Cartoon dog head with KENNEL ATTENDANT text and GONE TO THE DOGS slogan in orange and green
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Kennel Dog Apron Featuring 'My Life Has Gone to the Dogs' is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The kennel dog apron puts the printed phrase KENNEL ATTENDANT, my life has GONE TO THE DOGS across the front panel, and the words land as a humorous pun about total dedication to the job. Wearing it does this for the person by signaling they understand the chaos of animal care, and professional kennel staff and boarding employees read it and feel it was made specifically for their daily reality.
The Print, Up Close
The artwork centers a cartoon dog head with orange ears and a white muzzle beneath an arched orange title. Two white bones sit horizontally on either side of the dog's lower jaw. Below the face, white paw prints bracket the phrase my life has in simple white lettering. The bottom section displays GONE TO THE DOGS in bold light green block letters. A tiny dog silhouette is tucked inside the circular space of the letter O. These elements combine into a cohesive graphic that balances bright color with clear typography.
Made For This Crowd
Kennel attendants and boarding staff notice the specific industry reference first. A kennel dog apron makes an ideal gift for men or women who spend their days managing boarded pets. The design fits perfectly into the everyday situation of a busy animal care facility where humor helps cope with long hours.
Before You Add To Cart
What are the pocket dimensions? Each front pocket measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle. This specific construction allows the pockets to expand slightly when holding bulky items like leashes or treat bags without pulling the fabric tight against the body.
How does the ink hold up to cleaning? The print survives wash cycles because the design uses durable colors that resist fading on cotton canvas. The thick application of orange and green ink adheres strongly to the stiff fabric weave, ensuring the message remains readable after repeated laundering.
Does the letter O contain extra art? Yes, a small dog silhouette sits inside the O of DOGS. This unique detail distinguishes this specific design from standard text versions and adds a hidden visual element that only close inspection reveals.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Boarding aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these designs?
- These pieces target individuals passionate about water sports, surfing, and beach culture. They suit both active participants and fans of coastal aesthetics who appreciate detailed artwork representing their favorite outdoor activities and lifestyle choices.
- What themes are included in this set?
- The collection features various board-related motifs including surfboards, dogs in water, and travel imagery. Themes cover skimboarding, stand-up paddleboarding, and general beach vibes, offering diverse visual options that resonate with different aspects of aquatic recreation.
- How should I choose the right design?
- Select based on your specific activity or preference. Choose skim or paddle styles for action lovers. Pick travel themes for nostalgia. Opt for pet designs if you enjoy bringing animals along. Match the graphic to your personal story.
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