Jitsu
Kickmas Ugly Christmas Apron Featuring Two Martial Artists
Kickmas ugly christmas apron - Two martial artists kicking beneath MERRY KICKMAS text, surrounded by snowflakes
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Kickmas Ugly Christmas Apron Featuring Two Martial Artists is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
kickmas ugly christmas apron puts MERRY KICKMAS across the front panel, and the text reads as a pun on Merry Christmas for martial artists. Wearing it signals that you value your training even during the holidays, and this design was made specifically for karate, taekwondo, and jiu-jitsu practitioners who want festive fun without sacrificing their identity.
Reading The Design
The artwork centers two large martial artists in white silhouettes kicking toward each other, surrounded by scattered snowflakes. Above them, distressed white lettering spells MERRY KICKMAS in bold, blocky type. Decorative borders frame the top and bottom: green geometric patterns with small figures at the top, red ones below. The entire composition mimics an ugly holiday sweater, using only white, green, and red. The humor lands as a wordplay merging combat sports with winter celebration, turning kicks into cheer.
When People Wear It
Karate studios and dojos use this kickmas ugly christmas apron during holiday gatherings to show team spirit. It works as a gift for anyone who trains in jiu-jitsu or taekwondo, especially when paired with matching gear. Cooks who spar on weekends wear it while preparing family meals, blending kitchen duty with martial pride. The design speaks directly to those who see discipline and festivity as compatible.
Common Questions
What is the body size of this apron? It measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long, giving ample coverage for most torso sizes. Waist ties extend 42 inches on each side, allowing secure knotting in front regardless of build. This dimension ensures full panel protection without restricting movement during active use.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The distressed print style is engineered to withstand repeated laundering without cracking or fading. White pigments are set deeply into the fabric, maintaining contrast against darker backgrounds through multiple cycles. Durability comes from professional-grade application suited for daily wear in busy environments.
Why does this design stand out from generic holiday aprons? It replaces traditional Santa or reindeer motifs with two martial artists mid-kick, making it unique to combat sport culture. No other product features this specific pose combined with the MERRY KICKMAS pun. The border patterns also shift color between green and red, reinforcing the ugly sweater aesthetic while honoring martial arts imagery.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Jitsu aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection is ideal for martial artists who blend humor and spirituality with their training. It suits instructors, students, and fans who enjoy expressing their passion through distinctive apparel that highlights specific aspects of jiu-jitsu culture and personal identity.
- What themes are featured in these aprons?
- The aprons feature diverse themes ranging from religious faith and cosmic imagery to playful animals like pandas and dogs. Some designs focus on technical terminology or family roles, ensuring there is a print that resonates with your specific interest or personality within the jiu-jitsu community.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design that aligns with your personal values or sense of humor. If you prioritize faith, choose the Christian print. For those who love nature, the ocean or galaxy options work well. Consider what aspect of your journey you want to highlight when picking your favorite style.
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