Metal
Kind Metal Apron Featuring BERIMOS White Typography. 10 Oz
Kind metal apron - White jagged BERIMOS text on gray background, no other objects
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Kind Metal Apron Featuring BERIMOS White Typography. 10 Oz is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase kind metal apron puts the word BERIMOS across the front panel in a single line of white, jagged typography. The lettering reads as a logo for an extreme black metal band rather than a greeting. Wearing it signals to fellow enthusiasts that you appreciate the genre's visual aesthetic. This design was made specifically for men, women, and boys who love extreme metal bands.
Reading The Design
White, sharp-edged lettering forms the word BERIMOS in a horizontal row across the chest area. The font features elongated spikes and irregular points that mimic the visual style of death metal band logos. There are no illustrations, symbols, or background patterns accompanying the text. The design belongs to the trade of extreme black metal and relies on the tension between the friendly meaning of the words and the hostile appearance of the type. This creates a cohesive image where the typography itself acts as the primary visual element.
When People Wear It
Fans of extreme metal notice the specific font style immediately upon seeing the apron. A gift recipient who loves dark music will understand the ironic humor without needing explanation. This kind metal apron gets worn in the kitchen during cooking sessions or while working at a bench, serving as a badge of identity within that hobby.
Common Questions
What are the dimensions of the pockets on this kind metal apron? The pockets measure exactly 8 inches by 7 inches each. They are positioned on the lower front panel and feature a vertical split down the center to allow long tools to rest inside without catching on the fabric edge.
How does the ink hold up after repeated washing cycles? The white print remains durable because it bonds with the dense 10 oz cotton canvas fibers. The high thread count of the material prevents the ink from cracking or peeling during standard laundering processes.
Does the design reference a specific band name or album title? The text functions as a fictional band name within the context of the design. The visual style imitates the aesthetic of extreme metal logos rather than referencing a real-world licensed entity or existing product.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Metal aprons
- Who is the best audience for these designs?
- These aprons are crafted for dedicated metal fans who want to display their allegiance to bands like Slayer or MTV-era acts. They suit cooks who enjoy loud music and want their attire to reflect that intense personality without being overly aggressive in every single item available.
- What types of designs are included here?
- The range includes humorous takes, classic logo references, and specific band imagery like skulls or rainbow motifs. You will find items ranging from playful nods to more traditional heavy metal symbols, ensuring there is something for both casual listeners and hardcore collectors who appreciate the visual history of the genre.
- How do I choose the right one?
- Consider your favorite era or band when selecting an item. If you prefer subtle humor, look at the funny options. For direct loyalty, choose the slayer or mtv designs. Those wanting a unique statement might pick the rainbow variants, which offer distinct visual flair compared to standard black and white band art.
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