Russian Blue
Kitten Russian Aprons Featuring a Grey Cat Mugshot
Kitten russian aprons - Grey cat mugshot on aged paper with black board reading BAD CAT Scratch Post Village POLICE DEPT
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Kitten Russian Aprons Featuring a Grey Cat Mugshot is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
kitten russian aprons puts a grey cat mugshot across the front panel, and the words BAD CAT, Scratch Post Village POLICE DEPT., and 23759211 read as a playful booking record for a mischievous pet. Wearing it acknowledges the chaos of cat ownership with a smile, and cat owners who appreciate harmless feline mischief feel this was made for them.
A Closer Look At The Artwork
A grey cat stands centrally against horizontal black lines marked with numbers one through six on a beige background resembling aged paper. A black rectangular board overlaps the lower section of the cat, displaying white text that identifies the subject as a bad cat within the Scratch Post Village Police Department. The design utilizes a photo style with a palette of grey, black, and white to mimic a vintage police lineup document. The numerical height chart provides scale context behind the feline subject, reinforcing the bureaucratic parody. These elements combine to create a cohesive visual narrative of a feline suspect being processed for domestic crimes.
Where It Earns Its Keep
Cat lovers and kitchen cooks notice the humorous police theme immediately when they see this kitten russian aprons. It makes a perfect gift for birthdays or Christmas for anyone who considers their pet a troublemaker. Everyday situations like baking or cleaning become more entertaining when wearing a garment that officially classifies your cat as a criminal mastermind.
Good To Know
What are the pocket dimensions on this canvas model? The pockets measure exactly 8 by 7 inches each, providing ample space for holding utensils. They are split in the middle to allow access from either side while maintaining structural integrity. This specific sizing ensures that items remain secure during active cooking tasks without adding excessive bulk to the garment.
Can I wash this apron without fading the mugshot text? The ink is durable enough to withstand standard washing cycles without significant degradation. Cotton canvas construction supports the print stability over repeated laundering. Following care instructions helps preserve the sharpness of the white lettering against the black board for the long term.
Does the height chart indicate the cat's actual size or is it stylized? The chart functions as a stylistic element rather than a scientific measurement tool. The numbers serve to complete the visual trope of a police booking photo. The primary purpose is aesthetic consistency with the mugshot concept rather than biological accuracy.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Russian Blue aprons
- Who will appreciate this specific cat breed theme?
- This collection suits owners who adore the Russian Blue’s calm temperament and striking silver-blue fur. It appeals to those who prefer understated elegance over loud patterns. If you spend hours admiring your cat’s emerald eyes and plush coat, this design language resonates with your personal style and appreciation for this particular pedigree.
- What designs are included in this set?
- You will find variations featuring the breed’s silhouette, kitten illustrations, and paw prints. Some pieces include textual elements referencing the breed’s name or traits. Others focus on the unique van pattern markings. Each item highlights different aspects of the Russian Blue, from its fluffy coat to its alert posture, ensuring variety within the niche theme.
- How do I choose the right design for my taste?
- Select based on whether you prefer visual imagery or textual humor. Choose the silhouette designs if you want a clean, modern look that emphasizes the cat’s shape. Opt for the kitten or paw motifs if you favor cuteness. Pick the text-based options if you enjoy sharing a joke about your obsession with this specific elegant breed.
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