

Laser Cat Apron Featuring Soup Time Text
Laser cat apron - Cat in shirt and tie holding bat with soup time text in blue and orange
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Laser Cat Apron Featuring Soup Time Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
laser cat apron displays the phrase soup time above a feline holding a baseball bat. The text reads as a sarcastic declaration of hunger rather than a culinary invitation. Wearing it signals that you appreciate deep-fried internet humor and irony. This design is made for cooks who enjoy surreal memes and want to express their mood with visual sarcasm.
What The Print Says
The printed artwork features a photo-style cat wearing a shirt and tie while gripping a baseball bat. The words soup time appear in white lowercase letters directly above the animal's head. The image utilizes a specific palette of blue, orange, and white to create a distorted, glowing effect around the subject. This layout captures a moment of intense, humorous determination associated with deep-fried meme culture.
The Cook It Was Made For
This laser cat apron suits home cooks who use sarcasm to navigate kitchen chaos. It serves as a gift for friends who collect ironic or dank memes. The garment is worn during everyday meal prep when you want to project a fierce, funny attitude toward dinner preparation.
Ordering Questions
What are the pocket dimensions? Each of the two front pockets measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to accommodate bulkier items like phones or towels without losing structural integrity. This specific sizing ensures that essential tools remain accessible while the apron maintains its protective function over clothing.
How does the ink withstand cleaning? The print remains durable through repeated laundering because the high-contrast colors resist fading, ensuring the sarcastic message stays legible even after multiple wash cycles. This longevity allows the wearer to maintain the specific visual statement without the design degrading prematurely.
Does the fabric feel stiff initially? Yes, the 10 oz cotton canvas material starts stiff but softens significantly after two to three washes, adapting to your movements while maintaining its protective shape. This transition period ensures the apron offers immediate protection before becoming comfortable enough for long-term daily wear.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Soup aprons
- Who would enjoy receiving one of these themed bibs?
- These pieces suit individuals who find genuine happiness in preparing or consuming hot liquid dishes. They are perfect gifts for chefs, bakers, and anyone who views cooking as a joyful daily ritual rather than a chore. Anyone who laughs at food-based memes will also appreciate the humorous elements woven into each design choice.
- What specific themes are included in this grouping?
- The assortment ranges from traditional vector illustrations of bowls to modern internet memes and cute animal characters. You will find otters, penguins, cats, and chickens interacting with food items. Each piece represents a different facet of soup culture, from serious kitchen appreciation to lighthearted digital humor and kawaii aesthetic preferences.
- How do I choose the right design from this list?
- Consider whether you prefer realistic artistic depictions or cartoonish interpretations of food. Those who enjoy online trends might lean toward the meme-inspired options. Animal lovers should explore the otter or penguin variations, while typography enthusiasts may prefer the text-focused designs that highlight wordplay related to broth and noodles.
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