
Shy Kitty Cat Apron
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Late cat apron - Yellow cat silhouette above Sorry I'm Late My Cat Was Sitting On Me text in yellow and white
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Late Cat Apron Featuring Sorry I'm Late My Cat Was Sitting is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
late cat apron features the phrase SORRY I'M LATE MY CAT WAS SITTING ON ME. A yellow silhouette sits above stacked lettering in yellow and white. The text explains a feline obstruction as a valid excuse for delay. Wearing it signals that you understand the true weight of pet ownership, and this design is made specifically for owners who have been immobilized by a heavy companion.
A solid yellow cat silhouette sits at the top of the composition, facing left with a curled tail extending outward. Below this shape, the text stacks vertically with the first two lines rendered in yellow and the remaining three in white. The lettering uses a hand-drawn cartoon style that gives the message a friendly and non-aggressive tone. This arrangement places the animal subject directly above the justification, visually connecting the creature to the excuse. The color contrast separates the apology from the reason while maintaining a cohesive vertical column centered on the torso.
Home cooks and cat lovers notice the specific excuse immediately when they see this late cat apron. It makes an ideal gift for the person who always brings their pet into the kitchen or refuses to leave them alone during meal prep. You wear this garment while chopping vegetables or stirring pots, using the printed words to preemptively explain any pauses in your workflow. The two front pockets provide space for towels or phones without interfering with the central artwork.
What are the dimensions of the storage pockets? The two front pockets measure 8 x 7 inches each, providing ample space for small tools. They are split in the middle to reduce bulk and allow easier access to contents without removing the apron. This specific sizing ensures items stay secure while you work near heat sources.
How does the ink withstand washing cycles? The printed letters remain intact because the design uses durable application methods suitable for repeated laundering. You can wash the item according to standard care instructions without worrying about the yellow or white text fading prematurely. The colors maintain their distinction through multiple washes, keeping the message readable over time.
Why is this specific excuse considered the ultimate alibi? The phrase references the common reality that cats physically block movement due to their mass and stubbornness. No other excuse requires less proof because the visual of a sitting cat validates the claim instantly. This design captures a moment of domestic physics that every pet owner recognizes as an unmoveable obstacle.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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