

Lick Meme Apron
Lick meme apron - Stacked text I LICK the salt SWALLOW the tequila & SUCK the lime with small icons
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Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Lick Meme Apron is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
lick meme apron features the phrase I LICK the salt, SWALLOW the tequila & SUCK the lime. The text reads as a double entendre pun on drinking shots rather than cooking instructions. Wearing it signals you understand the innuendo and enjoy party humor. This design was made for friends who celebrate Cinco de Mayo with bold attitude.
Looking At The Front Panel
The central design consists of six lines of text arranged vertically down the black bib. The first line displays the word I LICK in large block letters, accompanied by a small salt shaker icon positioned to the right of the second line which reads the salt. The middle section features the word SWALLOW above the smaller text the tequila, with a shot glass illustration placed to the left of that lower line. The final section shows & SUCK above the lime, finished with a lime slice icon to the right of the bottom text. This typography-only art style uses only black ink to create a stark, readable contrast against the dark background.
Who Gets The Joke
Partygoers and bar enthusiasts notice the specific sequence of actions required for a tequila ritual immediately. This lick meme apron serves as a humorous gift for friends celebrating Mexican Independence Day or Spring Break who appreciate cheeky wordplay. It is worn in casual social situations where drinking games and loud celebrations take place, distinguishing the wearer as someone ready to participate in the festivities with a sense of humor.
Answers Up Front
What is the neck strap length? The adjustable neck strap measures 20-30 inches to accommodate different body types and ensure a secure fit over clothing during active wear. This range allows the user to tighten or loosen the fit based on their height and the layers they are wearing underneath the apron.
Is the ink durable? The printed graphics are designed to withstand washing cycles while maintaining clarity, ensuring the pun remains readable after repeated use in messy environments. The black-on-black print is treated to resist fading, keeping the instructional text distinct even after exposure to grease and water.
Does this refer to cooking? No, the phrase describes the specific steps of consuming a tequila shot using salt and lime, relying entirely on the visual arrangement of the words to deliver the intended humor. The inclusion of the salt shaker, shot glass, and lime slice confirms the subject is beverage consumption rather than culinary preparation.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Tequila aprons
- Who should buy this collection?
- This collection is ideal for tequila enthusiasts, bartenders, party hosts, and anyone who loves Mexican culture or LGBTQ+ pride. It suits those who enjoy adding humor and personality to their kitchen attire during social gatherings or casual nights at home.
- What designs are included?
- The collection includes the mariachi skeleton apron, lgbt friends apron, tequila serape apron, and both shot apron. Each design features unique themes such as cultural heritage, pride symbols, and playful drinking motifs, appealing to diverse tastes and interests within the tequila-loving community.
- How do I choose one?
- Choose based on your personal style or the occasion. Pick the mariachi skeleton for cultural flair, the lgbt friends apron for pride celebrations, or the both shot apron for a humorous touch. Consider who will wear it and what message you want to convey at your next gathering.
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