

List Making an Apron - Making a List Chicken It Twice Holiday Print
List making an apron - Five cartoon chickens in Santa hats and scarves with Christmas lights and text Making A List
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Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
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Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
List Making an Apron - Making a List Chicken It Twice Holiday Print is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
list making an apron features the phrase MAKING A LIST CHICKEN IT TWICE above a cartoon row of five dressed-up chickens. The pun plays on holiday carols by substituting chicken for the original word, creating a humorous double entendre about poultry management. Wearing it signals a love for farm life and festive wit to fellow enthusiasts. This design is made specifically for chicken keepers and holiday humor fans who appreciate clever wordplay in their kitchen gear.
What The Print Says
The artwork displays bold black lettering split into two sections with 'MAKING A LIST' at the top and 'CHICKEN IT TWICE' at the bottom. A string of multicolored Christmas lights in red, green, blue, and yellow drapes across the text and wraps around the central figures. Five cartoon chickens stand in a horizontal row between the phrases, each wearing distinct holiday attire including Santa hats, scarves, reindeer antlers, and garlands. The birds are rendered in brown, white, and black feathers with bright red combs. One chicken wears a miniature tree on its head while another sports striped scarves in red and white. The layout uses the lights to visually connect the typography with the illustrated flock, creating a cohesive seasonal scene that relies entirely on the specific count of five birds and the named color palette.
The Cook It Was Made For
This list making an apron appeals directly to backyard chicken farmers and poultry hobbyists who enjoy festive puns. It serves as a perfect gift for birthdays or Christmas for anyone who keeps birds or appreciates farm-based humor. The garment is designed for everyday use in kitchens or coops where practical protection meets lighthearted personality during the winter season.
Ordering Questions
Does this apron fit over layers of clothing? Yes, the 28-inch wide body provides ample coverage for bulkier winter wear. The 34-inch length extends well below the waist to protect against splashes, while the 42-inch waist ties on each side offer enough fabric to secure a tight knot comfortably in front without restricting movement.
How does the ink hold up after cleaning? The print is durable enough to withstand standard washing cycles because the pigments bond with the fabric surface. You can maintain the vibrant red, green, and black colors by turning the item inside out before laundering, which prevents the illustrated details from fading or cracking over time.
Is the chicken count accurate to the visual? Yes, there are exactly five chickens depicted in the central row. Each bird is uniquely dressed with specific accessories like antlers or trees, ensuring the illustration matches the description of a small, distinct flock rather than a generic crowd of birds.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Making aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- These aprons suit hobbyists, artisans, and professionals who engage in hands-on crafting. They are ideal for anyone who finds joy in the detailed work of building, designing, or repairing items. The humorous text resonates with those who understand the specific challenges and triumphs of daily creative labor.
- What themes are featured in this set?
- The set includes designs centered on creativity and craftsmanship. Themes range from fantasy dragon building to administrative humor about taxes and laws. Other motifs include educational references, playful warnings, and general jokes about the maker lifestyle, offering a variety of visual styles for different personalities.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design that reflects your current project or personal sense of humor. If you enjoy fantasy crafts, choose the dragon motif. For those who appreciate dry wit regarding bureaucracy, the tax or law designs may be more appealing. Consider which phrase best represents your daily workflow and personality.
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