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Loose Silly Apron Featuring a Blue Line-art Goose
Loose silly apron - Blue line-art goose wearing cowboy hat and boots with scattered text and stars
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Loose Silly Apron Featuring a Blue Line-art Goose is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
A loose silly apron puts the phrase SILLY GOOSE ON THE Loose across the front panel, where the words read as a pun on an escaped animal. Wearing it signals a fondness for western wordplay, and home cooks who appreciate rustic humor feel it was made for them.
What You Are Looking At
A blue line-art goose stands centered on the fabric, dressed in a cowboy hat and boots. The text is scattered around the subject, with block letters at the top and script lettering to the right. Small stars float in the negative space between the words and the bird. This artwork belongs to the genre of visual puns where typography and illustration combine to create a single joke. The blue ink defines the feathers and clothing details through simple hatching lines rather than solid fills.
The Right Person For It
Cooks who enjoy western humor notice the cowboy attire immediately. This loose silly apron makes a perfect gift for a bachelor party or a birthday for someone who loves puns. It gets worn during everyday meal prep when a bit of levity is needed in the kitchen.
Details Worth Asking About
What are the pocket dimensions? The two front pockets measure 8 x 7 inches each. They are split in the middle to create four distinct storage compartments for holding utensils securely.
How does the ink withstand washing? The print remains durable because the 10 oz cotton canvas provides a sturdy surface. The fabric stiffens at first but softens after two to three washes without damaging the blue ink design.
Does the design reference a specific movie? No, the design relies on a general English pun rather than a film quote. The phrase simply combines the idiom for an escaped animal with a silly bird wearing western gear.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Loose aprons
- Who should buy these aprons?
- These aprons are best suited for individuals who value comfort and humor in their wardrobe choices. They appeal to those who enjoy expressing their playful side through unique designs. If you appreciate relaxed fits and want to brings whimsy to your daily routine, this collection is made for you. They are great for casual wear or special occasions where a bit of fun is desired.
- What themes are featured?
- The collection includes various themes such as wildlife, holidays, and quirky animals. You will find designs featuring moose, beetles, and coffins, each offering a distinct visual narrative. Some pieces focus on seasonal events like Halloween, while others celebrate weddings or tropical settings. These themes provide a diverse range of options for different interests and personal styles, ensuring there is something for everyone.
- How do I choose a design?
- Consider your personal interests and the occasion when selecting a design. If you love nature, the moose or beetle aprons might be appealing. For holiday enthusiasts, the coffin halloween apron is a great choice. Those planning weddings may prefer the bride silly apron. Think about the vibe you want to convey and pick a design that resonates with your personality and the event you are attending.
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