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US$19.95
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Loose Tattoo Apron Featuring a Traditional Nautical Tattoo
Loose tattoo apron - Sailing ship against sun with LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS text and two red roses
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Loose Tattoo Apron Featuring a Traditional Nautical Tattoo is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
loose tattoo apron displays the phrase LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS across a central sailing ship set against a radiating sun. The text reads as a warning about discretion rather than a joke, serving as a humorous nod to maritime secrecy. Wearing it signals a sense of humor about kitchen gossip, and professional cooks or sailors feel this specific design was made for them.
What The Print Says
This loose tattoo apron features a traditional nautical tattoo style with a central sailing ship set against a yellow and red radiating sun. White ribbons frame the composition at the top and bottom, containing the printed words LOOSE LIPS SINK and SHIPS respectively. Two red roses with green leaves anchor the bottom corners, while ornate scrollwork in blue, white, and green surrounds the scene. This layout uses only red, yellow, blue, white, and green to create a cohesive vintage aesthetic.
The Cook It Was Made For
This loose tattoo apron is ideal for chefs and home cooks who appreciate classic maritime art. It serves as a thoughtful gift for someone who values tradition and quiet competence in the kitchen. The stiff 10 oz cotton canvas softens after washing, making it perfect for daily use during busy meal preparation.
Ordering Questions
What are the dimensions of the pockets on this apron? Each pocket measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to accommodate long utensils. This specific sizing provides ample storage space for tools while maintaining the structural integrity of the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric.
Does the ink durability hold up through repeated laundering? The retro design remains vibrant because the colors are integrated into the heavy cotton weave. You can wash this item regularly without worrying about the red, yellow, or blue details fading prematurely.
Why does this design differ from standard culinary wear? It features no puns or food-related jokes, focusing instead on the historical phrase LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS. The ornate scrollwork and two roses reflect a serious tattoo heritage that distinguishes it from generic kitchen gear.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Loose aprons
- Who should buy these aprons?
- These aprons are best suited for individuals who value comfort and humor in their wardrobe choices. They appeal to those who enjoy expressing their playful side through unique designs. If you appreciate relaxed fits and want to brings whimsy to your daily routine, this collection is made for you. They are great for casual wear or special occasions where a bit of fun is desired.
- What themes are featured?
- The collection includes various themes such as wildlife, holidays, and quirky animals. You will find designs featuring moose, beetles, and coffins, each offering a distinct visual narrative. Some pieces focus on seasonal events like Halloween, while others celebrate weddings or tropical settings. These themes provide a diverse range of options for different interests and personal styles, ensuring there is something for everyone.
- How do I choose a design?
- Consider your personal interests and the occasion when selecting a design. If you love nature, the moose or beetle aprons might be appealing. For holiday enthusiasts, the coffin halloween apron is a great choice. Those planning weddings may prefer the bride silly apron. Think about the vibe you want to convey and pick a design that resonates with your personality and the event you are attending.
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