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Lubricate Gun Apron Featuring a Tan Distressed Rifle
Lubricate gun apron - Tan distressed rifle silhouette between stacked text reading I lubricate my guns with the tears
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Lubricate Gun Apron Featuring a Tan Distressed Rifle is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase 'lubricate gun apron' introduces a design featuring the words 'I LUBRICATE MY GUNS WITH THE TEARS OF LIBERALS'. A tan rifle silhouette sits between the first two lines of stacked, distressed lettering. The humor relies on sarcasm regarding political disagreements over firearm ownership. Wearing it signals unapologetic support for the Second Amendment while working. It is made specifically for veterans, collectors, and activists who want to make their stance clear.
A Closer Look At The Artwork
A tan rifle silhouette rests horizontally between the top line of text and the larger words below it. The lettering is arranged in a vertical stack with a distressed finish that mimics weathered stenciling. A banner shape containing the word 'WITH' separates the middle section from the bottom text. Small stars are scattered around the upper arch and beneath the banner to balance the composition. This arrangement combines the weapon imagery with bold typography to deliver a pointed message of political sarcasm.
Where It Earns Its Keep
Gun owners and collectors notice the rifle silhouette and the specific phrasing immediately when they see this lubricate gun apron. It serves as a perfect outfit choice for pro gun rights rallies or Veteran's Day events where shared beliefs are celebrated. The durable look of the distressed print makes it suitable for everyday wear in workshops or at the range where practical protection meets personal expression.
Good To Know
What are the measurements for the body and waist ties? The body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to cover the torso effectively. Each waist tie is 42 inches long, providing enough length to tie securely in front regardless of body size. These specific dimensions ensure the apron fits standard users without being too short or restrictive during movement. How does the ink withstand washing and wear? The print uses a durable application method that holds up against regular cleaning and friction. The distressed style of the artwork actually helps mask minor wear over time rather than showing damage. Users can wash the item safely without worrying about the tan lettering fading quickly or peeling away from the fabric surface. Does the design include specific imagery beyond the text? Yes, a distinct rifle silhouette appears between the first and second lines of text above the banner. Four stars sit directly below the banner, and additional stars flank the top arched text. These graphical elements are integral to the layout and distinguish this specific design from generic text-only aprons.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Gun aprons
- Who should buy these items?
- These items are ideal for hunters, target shooters, and collectors who appreciate firearm culture. They suit anyone who wants functional workwear that doubles as a bold design for their hobby, offering both practicality and style for range days or shop work.
- What designs are available?
- We offer various prints including distressed textures, bold text slogans, and professional minimalist layouts. Options range from humorous quotes to serious tactical themes, ensuring every buyer finds a design that matches their personal taste and level of engagement with the sport.
- How do I choose?
- Consider your daily activities. If you need something rugged for heavy use, pick the distressed style. For a cleaner look during competitions, select the pro version. Let your personality guide you toward the graphic that best represents your identity within the shooting community.
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