

Mar Science Apron Featuring GET YOUR ASS TO MARS Print
Mar science apron - Red circle with blue swoosh and white stars reading GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
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Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Mar Science Apron Featuring GET YOUR ASS TO MARS Print is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
A mar science apron puts the phrase GET YOUR ASS TO MARS across the front panel, and the words read as a humorous command for interplanetary travel. Wearing it signals a love for space exploration and sci-fi culture, and home cooks who view the kitchen as a launchpad will feel this was made for them.
What The Print Says
The central graphic features a solid red circle representing the planet Mars, positioned directly below the red uppercase text GET YOUR ASS TO. Inside the red circle, the word MARS appears in bold white letters, intersected by a stylized blue ring that sweeps diagonally across the surface. Small white stars and moons surround the planet against the dark background, creating a minimalist composition. The layout mimics a vintage space agency logo but replaces the agency name with the specific target destination. This arrangement turns a standard culinary garment into a piece of pop-culture commentary on our desire to reach the Red Planet.
The Cook It Was Made For
Space enthusiasts and science fiction fans notice the parody of NASA-style branding immediately. A mar science apron serves as a perfect gift for anyone who hopes for future space travel or collects solar system memorabilia. Home chefs wear this during meal preparation to add a layer of cosmic humor to daily routines. It connects the mundane act of cooking with the grand ambition of exploring the universe.
Ordering Questions
Is the neck strap adjustable for different heights? Yes, the neck strap is adjustable to accommodate various body types. It measures between 20 and 30 inches when fully extended. This range ensures a secure fit for most adults regardless of their stature, preventing the apron from slipping off during busy kitchen work.
Will the red and blue graphics wash out over time? The ink is designed to maintain its vibrant red, blue, and white colors through repeated laundering. The printing method bonds with the black fabric to resist fading. Standard washing cycles will keep the planetary details sharp and the text legible for long-term use.
Does the design feature specific astronomical elements beyond the planet? Yes, the artwork includes white stars and small moon shapes surrounding the red circle. These celestial objects are arranged around the blue ring to simulate a deep space environment. This detail distinguishes the design from generic space prints by adding texture to the background without cluttering the minimalist aesthetic.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Mar aprons
- Who is the ideal recipient for these Mars-themed aprons?
- These aprons suit anyone fascinated by planetary science, astronomy, or science fiction. They make perfect gifts for astronauts, engineers, teachers, and students who dream of living on another world. Anyone who appreciates the history of Mars rovers and the future of colonization will enjoy wearing these unique designs daily.
- What specific themes are covered in this Mars collection?
- The collection features various aspects of Mars exploration, from early concept art to modern missions. Designs range from solo explorers walking on red soil to ambitious plans for terraforming the landscape. You will also find references to famous rovers like Perseverance and artistic interpretations of future space cities and planetary occupation.
- How do I choose the best design for my personal style?
- Consider whether you prefer realistic depictions of rovers or more imaginative concepts of future colonies. If you admire scientific achievement, the perseverance mars apron is ideal. For those drawn to grand visions of humanity's future among the stars, the colonize mars or terraforming mars aprons offer bold statements about our cosmic destiny.
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