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Matter Tie Apron Featuring Duct Tape and Zip-ties Crossed
Matter tie apron - Crossed silver duct tape and white zip-ties bundle with bold white text above and below
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Matter Tie Apron Featuring Duct Tape and Zip-ties Crossed is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
matter tie apron puts the phrase IT DOESNT MATTER, IF IT'S DUCT TAPE, OR ZIP-TIES.... FIXED IS FIXED! across the front panel, and the words land as a celebration of practical engineering. Wearing it validates the approach that a working fix beats a theoretical one, and anyone who keeps machinery alive with improvised parts feels understood.
A Closer Look At The Artwork
White block lettering sits above and below a central image of crossed repair materials. A strip of silver duct tape lies horizontally while a bundle of white zip-ties crosses it diagonally to form an X shape. The layout splits the sentence into two distinct blocks, framing the tools between the opening clause and the concluding punchline. This typography-only composition uses only white and silver colors to maintain a clean, industrial aesthetic. The visual hierarchy emphasizes that the specific material used is secondary to the outcome of the repair.
Where It Earns Its Keep
Mechanics and DIY enthusiasts notice the specific combination of silver tape and white ties first. Gifting this matter tie apron honors the person who solves problems with whatever is available. Everyday situations involving emergency repairs or temporary fixes make this garment a functional uniform for the handyman.
Good To Know
What are the measurements of the body and waist ties? The body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to cover the torso effectively. Each waist tie extends 42 inches to accommodate different body shapes and allows for a secure knot tied in front.
How does the ink hold up to washing and grease? The white print remains visible because it is designed to withstand regular cleaning cycles. The durable application ensures the message stays legible even after exposure to workshop oils and frequent laundering.
Why does this design specifically target people who fix things? The specific mention of zip-ties and duct tape targets those who use these exact items for repairs. The pun Fixed Is Fixed confirms that the wearer prioritizes functionality over perfection in their maintenance work.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Zip aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for this specific set?
- This set targets people who love mechanics, travel logistics, or space exploration. It fits postal employees, campers, New York city dwellers, and anyone who enjoys the visual rhythm of zippers and stripes on their daily wear.
- What themes are represented in these printed designs?
- The designs cover camping adventures, national pride via USPS motifs, urban landscapes, and extraterrestrial encounters. Each print uses the zipper as a central visual element to tie together diverse hobbies like reading, traveling, and stargazing.
- How should I choose between the available prints?
- Select based on your primary interest. Choose the camping or New York designs for lifestyle vibes. Pick the USPS or stripe options for professional or graphic appeal. Opt for the alien or UFO prints if you prefer science fiction humor.
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