
Mind Biscuits
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Mind biscuits apron - White stacked text reading Mind Your Own Biscuits And Life Will Be Gravy with vine flourishes
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Mind Biscuits Apron Featuring White Typography is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
mind biscuits apron puts the phrase MIND YOUR OWN BISCUITS AND LIFE WILL BE GRAVY across the front panel, and the words read as a witty reminder that staying out of others' affairs leads to a smoother existence. Wearing it signals a preference for peaceful boundaries and self-care, and home cooks who appreciate polite assertiveness know this design speaks directly to their daily reality.
White typography takes center stage on the black bib fabric, arranged in four stacked lines that dominate the visual field. A small heart sits atop a short vine flourish above the top line, while a longer decorative vine anchors the bottom of the composition. The lettering uses a hand-drawn aesthetic with varying stroke weights, giving the message a warm, approachable feel rather than a rigid digital look. This purely typographic layout ensures the slogan remains the sole focal point, supported only by these subtle botanical accents in white ink.
Home bakers and kitchen workers notice the biscuit reference first, linking the humor to familiar comfort foods. Gifting this mind biscuits apron to a friend makes sense for birthdays or holidays when you want to acknowledge their need for personal space. Everyday use happens during busy cooking sessions where a gentle warning against interference helps maintain a calm workflow and protects the cook's focus.
What is the neck strap length on this black bib apron? The adjustable neck strap ranges from 20 to 30 inches to accommodate different heights. This specific measurement range ensures the apron hangs at the correct depth for most adults without needing custom alterations. The flexibility allows the garment to fit snugly around the neck regardless of the wearer's build.
Can I machine wash this mind biscuits apron without damaging the print? Yes, the white ink is durable enough to withstand standard washing cycles. The print adheres firmly to the black fabric, maintaining its integrity through repeated cleaning. You can keep the apron looking fresh without special handling or harsh detergents.
Does the design include decorative elements beyond the main slogan? A small heart and vine appear above the text, and a separate decorative vine runs below it. These white graphical accents frame the stacked lettering without adding clutter. They provide a balanced visual structure that complements the wholesome nature of the quote.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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