

Missing Pet Apron Featuring a Jurassic Park Tyrannosaurus
Missing pet apron - Taped missing pet flyer with T-Rex photo and Jurassic Park logo warning not to pet or make fun
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Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Missing Pet Apron Featuring a Jurassic Park Tyrannosaurus is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The missing pet apron puts a graphic of a missing pet flyer across the front panel, and the text reads MISSING PET followed by JURASSIC PARK. A Tyrannosaurus Rex appears in the center in green and brown tones, with a red logo in the bottom left. The description lists specifications like 20 FEET TALL and WEIGHS 9 TONS alongside the warning IF FOUND DO NOT PET OR MAKE FUN OF ARMS. Wearing it signals appreciation for sarcasm regarding prehistoric pets, and movie fans who know about tiny arms feel this was made for them.
A Closer Look At The Artwork
The artwork mimics a torn paper poster taped to a wall using strips of gold tape at the top and bottom. A photograph of a Tyrannosaurus Rex head dominates the center, rendered in shades of green, brown, and white against a jungle background. Above the photo, bold black letters spell out MISSING PET, while text below details the creature as 20 FEET TALL and GREEN AND BROWN. A circular logo in red and yellow sits in the lower left corner of the image area. The design relies on the contrast between the serious format of a lost animal notice and the absurdity of listing a dinosaur's weight as nine tons.
Where It Earns Its Keep
Dinosaur enthusiasts and Jurassic Park fans notice the specific reference to the tiny arms immediately upon seeing the design. This missing pet apron makes a perfect gift for birthdays or holidays for people who enjoy clever graphic humor. It gets worn in the kitchen during meal preparation to shield clothing from stains while sparking conversations about the fictional nature of the pet described.
Good To Know
What are the dimensions of the neck strap on this black bib apron? The neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to ensure a proper fit. This adjustable range accommodates various torso lengths and allows the apron to be worn securely without slipping off the shoulders during active use.
How does the ink durability hold up during washing cycles? The printed design remains intact after repeated laundering because the ink bonds permanently to the fabric surface. You can wash the apron normally without worrying that the text or the dinosaur image will fade or peel away from the black material.
Does the design include specific warnings about the dinosaur's physical traits? Yes, the bottom text explicitly warns IF FOUND DO NOT PET OR MAKE FUN OF ARMS. This detail references the well-known biological characteristic of the Tyrannosaurus Rex, turning a scientific fact into a humorous instruction for anyone who might find the creature.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Pet aprons
- Who is the best fit for these designs?
- These designs suit anyone who identifies strongly with their animal companion. Whether you have cats, chickens, or turtles, there is a pattern that reflects your specific household dynamic and personal sense of humor regarding pet care.
- What types of animals are represented here?
- The collection includes motifs for cats, chickens, turtles, and general pets. Specific designs target breed enthusiasts or those who keep backyard poultry, ensuring every animal lover finds a visual representation of their daily life.
- How do I choose the right style?
- Select based on your primary animal focus. Choose cat or chicken patterns if they dominate your home. Opt for unique or polka styles for broader appeal, or pick turtle or rex designs if you have specific pets you wish to highlight.
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