

Month Employee Aprons Featuring a Distressed Stormtrooper
Month employee aprons - Distressed Stormtrooper inside teal rectangle with Employee of the Month text
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Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Month Employee Aprons Featuring a Distressed Stormtrooper is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
month employee aprons displays the phrase EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH above a distressed graphic. A white Stormtrooper stands inside a teal rectangle with a black border, and the words THE MONTH appear below. The design uses sarcasm to imply that working in this kitchen is an unwanted duty rather than a reward. Wearing it signals that the wearer understands the joke of forced enthusiasm, and home cooks who appreciate dark humor will recognize this specific brand of irony.
What The Print Says
The artwork features a centered Stormtrooper rendered in white against a solid teal background enclosed by a thick black rectangular border. The text EMPLOYEE OF sits directly above the frame while THE MONTH anchors the bottom, both in a stenciled font that appears weathered and cracked. This distressed texture gives the print a worn, industrial look rather than a pristine finish. The color palette relies strictly on white, teal, and black to create high contrast without adding extra hues. The layout mimics a corporate award poster but subverts it through the choice of subject matter.
The Cook It Was Made For
This month employee apron appeals to cooks who find satisfaction in mocking workplace recognition. It serves as a humorous gift for friends or family members who treat their kitchen duties with ironic detachment. The design fits best in casual home cooking environments where a laugh is valued over formal presentation.
Ordering Questions
Does the apron adjust to different body types? Yes, the adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate various sizes. This generous cut ensures the black bib covers the torso comfortably regardless of height or build, preventing strain on the shoulders during extended wear. Can I wash this apron without damaging the print? Yes, the ink is durable enough to withstand standard laundering cycles. The distressed aesthetic actually helps hide minor wear, so the printed design retains its intended appearance even after multiple washes. Why does this design use a Stormtrooper instead of a generic worker? The specific character adds a layer of pop culture satire that generic graphics cannot match. The Stormtrooper represents faceless authority, which makes the Employee of the Month title feel like a bitter joke about office politics rather than genuine praise.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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