Infantry
Mortarman Infantry Apron Featuring Shake 'n Bake White
Mortarman infantry apron - White Shake n Bake text above two vertical artillery shells with technical labels on black
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Mortarman Infantry Apron Featuring Shake 'n Bake White is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
mortarman infantry apron displays the phrase Shake 'n Bake above two white artillery shells standing vertically side-by-side. The printed labels HE, WP, and model numbers like M374A2 identify specific munitions types rather than kitchen items. Wearing this puts a dark sense of humor on display for those who understand the reference, and it was made specifically for mortar crew members and veterans who value insider knowledge.
The Artwork, Up Close
The mortarman infantry apron features high-contrast white line art against the black fabric, depicting technical specifications for military rounds. The text reads Shake 'n Bake at the top in a stencil font, followed by two vertical shells marked with identifiers like HE, M374, LOP 65, and WP M375A2. This style uses sarcasm to rebrand devastating weaponry as a domestic cooking process. The design belongs to the infantry trade, serving as an inside joke for those who operate these weapons systems and recognize the specific technical data.
Made For This Crowd
This mortarman infantry apron is designed for men and women in the artillery field who appreciate dark humor. It serves as a conversation starter during reunions or casual gatherings where shared history creates immediate recognition. Worn in the kitchen or at work, it signals membership in a tight-knit group that understands the specific irony of the label and the gravity of the subject matter.
Before You Add To Cart
Does the neck strap adjust to fit different heights? Yes, the adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate various builds comfortably without slipping or digging in during extended wear. Will the white ink fade after washing? The durable print resists fading because the white line art is bonded to the black bib fabric through industrial printing processes that withstand regular cleaning and repeated laundering cycles. Do the shell markings represent real munitions? Yes, the specific alphanumeric codes like M374A2 and LOP 65 correspond to actual technical specifications found on live artillery rounds, ensuring the design remains accurate to military standards.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Infantry aprons
- Which unit does this collection best represent?
- The range covers multiple branches including the 1st and 25th Infantry Divisions. Specific prints honor mortarmen and tab insignia wearers. Whether you served in a jungle environment or mountainous terrain, there is a design reflecting your specific assignment and unit pride within the broader army structure.
- Are these designs suitable for non-combat roles?
- While focused on infantry themes, many patterns celebrate general army values like discipline and teamwork. Veterans from logistics or medical fields often choose these items to show solidarity with frontline comrades. The vintage styles appeal to historians regardless of their specific branch of service within the military.
- How do I choose the right print?
- Select a design based on your specific unit assignment or favorite era of service. Look for distinctive elements like mortar tubes or division tabs. Consider whether you prefer modern tactical imagery or vintage fort aesthetics. Matching the print to your personal history ensures the apron feels like a genuine extension of your military experience.
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