What Want
Motorbike Biker Apron Featuring I'M a BIKER I DO WHAT I WANT
Motorbike biker apron - I'M A BIKER text with handlebars stars red beige distressed font
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Motorbike Biker Apron Featuring I'M a BIKER I DO WHAT I WANT is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
motorbike biker apron features the phrase I'M A BIKER I DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, WHERE I WANT, EXCEPT I GOTTA ASK MY WIFE ...ONE SEC. The text is flanked by two beige motorcycle handlebars and set in red and beige distressed lettering. This joke lands as sarcasm about marital authority overriding riding freedom. Wearing it signals you appreciate the humor of being a rider who still checks in at home. Spouses and fellow riders both feel this was made for them.
What You Are Looking At
The artwork displays a central stack of printed words in red and beige with a distressed texture. Two beige motorcycle handlebars flank the top line of text. Stars appear in a row above and below the word BIKER. The layout places text centrally between the handlebars. This visual arrangement frames the sarcastic message about asking one's wife before acting. The colors and worn style reinforce the rugged biker aesthetic without adding extra details.
The Right Person For It
This motorbike biker apron suits anyone who wears their heart on their sleeve while cooking. It serves as a gift for birthdays or holidays to someone who balances riding passion with domestic life. The design works best when worn during casual family gatherings where the wearer wants to acknowledge their partner with a laugh.
Details Worth Asking About
What are the neck strap measurements? The adjustable neck strap measures 20-30 inches to accommodate different builds. This range ensures the black bib apron sits comfortably across the chest for most adults without slipping or pulling tight during movement. Can the ink withstand washing? Yes, the print holds up through laundering because the distressed style mimics wear rather than sitting atop the fabric. The red and beige inks bond with the black bib material to resist fading over repeated wash cycles. Does this design reference specific motorcycle brands? No, the handlebars represent generic motorcycle controls without depicting any marque. The artwork uses universal shapes to evoke the biker lifestyle while keeping the focus entirely on the humorous text message.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about What Want aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these cat-themed bibs?
- This collection is ideal for cat owners, especially those looking for gifts between fathers and daughters. It also suits individuals who enjoy humorous or vintage-style kitchen apparel that reflects their passion for feline companions and the daily realities of cat ownership.
- What types of cat designs are included here?
- The range features diverse styles including dark red cat motifs, funny general cat prints, and vintage novelty options. There are also grumpy-themed designs and general kitty illustrations, ensuring there is a visual tone that matches every personality and preference within the cat-loving community.
- How do I choose the right print for my taste?
- Select based on your preferred aesthetic, whether it is bold red colors, nostalgic vintage styles, or humorous grumpy expressions. Consider if you want a gift for a daughter or father, or simply a personal piece that highlights your unique relationship with your own beloved household pets.
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