
Motorcycle Maybe Dog Apron
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Motorcycle dog apron - Stacked white text I LIKE MY MOTORCYCLE MY DOG AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE with orange lines and paw
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Motorcycle Dog Apron I Like My Motorcycle My Dog is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
motorcycle dog apron puts the phrase I LIKE MY MOTORCYCLE MY DOG AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE across the front panel, and the text lands as a sarcastic boundary setting that prioritizes mechanical passion and pet loyalty over general socializing. Wearing it creates an instant connection with fellow riders who share this exclusive circle of trust, and dog owners who prefer four-legged friends to humans will recognize this sentiment instantly.
The main subject consists of bold white typography stacked vertically in five distinct lines on the black fabric. Two thin orange horizontal lines bracket the central word MOTORCYCLE to visually emphasize its importance within the hierarchy. Two orange paw prints flank the phrase MY DOG, while a white crossed wrench at the base sits between two orange lightning bolts to reinforce the mechanical theme. This combination of stark white lettering and specific orange accents creates a cohesive typographic statement that belongs to the biker subculture.
A biker who enjoys cooking notices the specific limit on people first, recognizing their own guarded social nature. This motorcycle dog apron makes a perfect birthday or Christmas gift for someone who finds comfort in engines and animal companionship. It gets worn during messy meal prep to signal that the cook values privacy and specific bonds over broad social interaction.
What is the adjustable neck strap length for this black bib apron? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate various adult sizes. This range ensures the black bib apron fits securely around the neck without being too tight or loose, providing a comfortable and customizable fit for different body types.
How does the ink durability hold up against repeated washing cycles? The printed design maintains its integrity through standard laundering because the ink adheres firmly to the black fabric surface. This durability ensures the white lettering and orange graphics remain vibrant and legible even after multiple washes, preventing fading or peeling during regular use.
Why does this design feature crossed wrenches instead of just text? The crossed wrench symbol at the bottom visually confirms the motorcycle focus beyond what the words alone state. This specific graphic element distinguishes the design from generic text-only apparel by adding a mechanical motif that appeals directly to riders and mechanics who appreciate technical imagery alongside the humorous slogan.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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