
Funny Lab Dog Apron
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Mouth dog apron - Tan cartoon Black Mouth Cur with labeled anatomy parts and yellow text definitions
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Mouth Dog Apron: Black Mouth Cur Anatomy Print Featuring is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
mouth dog apron features an "ANATOMY OF A BLACK MOUTH CUR" diagram that explains canine traits like a tail as a happiness meter. Wearing it signals you understand the breed's specific humor, and this design was made for owners who know their dog sheds once a year for 365 days.
The front panel displays a centered tan cartoon dog with a distinct black muzzle and a simple red collar. Yellow block letters at the top announce the title, while matching yellow headers scattered around the dog identify specific body parts like the ear, head, tongue, howl, fur, tail, nose, and leg. Small white text below each header provides witty definitions, describing the ear as a selective hearing device and the head as often tilted when listening to humans. The fur label clarifies that it sheds once a year for 365 days, and the nose claims it can smell treats ten miles away. This arrangement creates a cohesive visual guide that blends biological illustration with the wholesome humor characteristic of dedicated dog ownership.
Owners of Black Mouth Curs and general dog lovers notice the specific references to shedding and selective hearing immediately. This mouth dog apron makes a perfect gift for Christmas, birthdays, or Valentine's Day for the Mama or Daddy in your life who cherishes this breed. It gets worn during everyday cooking or crafting sessions to express pride in the unique characteristics of the dog, turning a functional garment into a conversation piece about the animal's anatomy and temperament.
How wide is the body of this apron? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide ample coverage for most torso sizes. This dimension ensures the full anatomy diagram stays visible and centered on the chest without stretching or distortion during movement.
Will the ink withstand washing? The print durability holds up through standard cleaning cycles because the design uses stable pigments bonded to the fabric surface. You can maintain the clarity of the yellow lettering and cartoon lines without fading or peeling after repeated laundering.
Does the fur description refer to actual shedding? Yes, the text explicitly states the fur sheds once a year for 365 days, confirming the joke refers to constant shedding rather than a seasonal cycle. This specific detail distinguishes the design from generic dog prints.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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