
Mow Gardener Apron I'M SEXY
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Mowing landscaper apron - Green riding lawn mower with arched white text THIS IS HOW I ROLL on grey background
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Mowing Landscaper Apron Features a Green Riding Lawn Mower is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
mowing landscaper apron displays the phrase THIS IS HOW I ROLL above a cartoon riding mower. The text is arched in white over the machine, with I ROLL straight below it. This pun replaces a slang phrase about personal style with a literal description of how the vehicle moves on its wheels. Wearing it signals pride in professional groundskeeping work without taking itself too seriously. Professional landscapers and serious hobby gardeners who drive mowers will recognize this specific brand of equipment humor.
The artwork centers a stylized riding lawn mower painted in vivid green with grey tires and black seat accents. White distressed block letters arch over the top of the machine reading THIS IS HOW, while the phrase I ROLL sits horizontally beneath the chassis. The illustration uses a clean cartoon aesthetic with bold outlines against a neutral grey background. This combination of mechanical imagery and wordplay creates a visual joke that celebrates the specific type of machinery used in commercial turf management.
Groundskeepers and landscape contractors wear this item to identify themselves during site visits or client meetings. It makes an excellent gift for a supervisor who spends their day driving a zero-turn mower across large properties. The design resonates with anyone whose daily routine involves straddling a heavy machine rather than walking on foot.
Do the front pockets hold standard landscaping tools like shears and gloves? Yes, the two front pockets are sized at 8 x 7 inches each and are split in the middle to allow access to the waistband. This generous dimension accommodates bulky items like pruning shears, folded towels, or multiple pens without restricting movement while operating machinery. Will the white lettering and green mower graphic survive repeated washing cycles? The print is designed to withstand laundering because the ink bonds deeply into the dense 10 oz cotton canvas fabric. Since the material stiffens initially and softens only after 2-3 washes, the surface becomes more pliable and resistant to cracking or peeling over time. Does the specific riding mower illustration match professional equipment used in commercial landscaping? The graphic depicts a commercial-grade riding mower with a wide cutting deck and rear discharge chute, distinct from typical residential models. This accuracy ensures that industry professionals see authentic equipment rather than a generic toy version when viewing the design.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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