
Funny Bacon Apron I'd Put Bacon
US$19.95
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Much bacon apron - White stacked text reading THAT'S TOO MUCH BACON Said no one ever
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Much Bacon Apron That's Too Much Bacon Said No One Ever is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
much bacon apron features the printed phrase THAT'S TOO MUCH BACON - Said no one ever in white stacked typography. The text reads as a sarcastic declaration that no breakfast lover has actually meant this. Wearing it puts a smile on faces at brunch tables, and fellow bacon enthusiasts know this design celebrates their passion perfectly.
Three lines of white text stack vertically across the center of the garment. The top two lines display the phrase THAT'S TOO MUCH BACON in a bold, distressed sans-serif font that mimics a stenciled appearance. The bottom line reads - Said no one ever in a smaller, flowing script typeface that contrasts with the blocky letters above. The layout contains no images, icons, or illustrations beyond the lettering itself. This purely typographic approach focuses attention entirely on the sarcastic message about bacon consumption. The single white color creates a clean, high-contrast look that stands out clearly against the fabric background.
Bacon lovers and breakfast hobbyists notice the immediate humor in the ironic statement before checking the fit. This piece serves as a perfect gift for anyone who admits they could eat bacon every single day. Home cooks wearing it during weekend brunch prep signal their dedication to the ingredient without needing to speak. The design fits naturally into casual kitchen environments where food enthusiasm is the primary language.
What are the waist tie measurements and body dimensions? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, which provides sufficient length to tie securely in the front regardless of body size. The body size spans 28 inches wide by 34 inches long, offering standard coverage for most users. These specific dimensions ensure the apron stays in place during active use while accommodating different torso lengths comfortably.
How does the white ink hold up against washing? The white ink remains visible because it sits atop the fabric surface rather than soaking deep into fibers like dye would. Distressed typography prints often retain legibility through multiple wash cycles because the ink layer is thick enough to resist fading. Proper care maintains the crispness of the block letters and script throughout the garment's lifespan.
Why is this specific quote unique to bacon lovers compared to other food quotes? The phrase targets a specific cultural understanding that bacon is universally desired, making the claim of having too much inherently false. Other food items do not carry the same level of obsessive devotion that generates this particular type of self-deprecating humor. The uniqueness lies in the fact that no one actually believes they have exceeded their bacon limit, which defines the joke's appeal.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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