

Murder I Love Watching Apron Featuring Stacked Text
Murder i love watching apron - Stacked text next to a skull adorned with roses in black line art
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Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Murder I Love Watching Apron Featuring Stacked Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
murder i love watching apron puts the phrase I LIKE MURDER SHOWS COMFY CLOTHES AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE across the front panel, and the text reads as a sarcastic declaration of true crime fandom. Wearing it signals to fellow enthusiasts that you appreciate dark humor while staying comfortable, and fans of detective shows and cozy aesthetics will feel this was made for their kitchen.
Reading The Design
The phrase I LIKE MURDER SHOWS COMFY CLOTHES AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE stacks vertically on the left side of the panel in a tall, hand-drawn typeface. A skull illustration sits on the right, where its form slightly overlaps the bottom lines of the text block. Roses and leaves bloom from the upper and lateral edges of the bone structure, creating a dense floral arrangement that contrasts with the empty space around the jaw. The entire composition relies solely on black ink against the fabric surface, utilizing a line-art technique that emphasizes outline over shading. This combination of macabre imagery and witty wording creates a cohesive statement piece for the true crime enthusiast.
When People Wear It
True crime hobbyists notice the specific reference to murder shows and comfy clothes first as it validates their leisure habits. Gifting this item to a friend who collects detective series or watches serial killer movies acknowledges their niche interest with humor. The apron gets worn in real situations where the user is preparing food while discussing cold cases or simply enjoying a relaxed evening at home.
Common Questions
What are the measurements for this apron? The body size is 28 inches wide by 34 inches long, providing standard coverage for most users. This specific dimension ensures the fabric extends sufficiently from the chest down to the knees without being excessively long.
Will the print survive regular cleaning? The ink durability relies on the high-quality print method used to apply the black design. Standard washing and drying cycles maintain the integrity of the stacked text and the skull illustration without fading or peeling the artwork.
Are there any other numbers visible in the illustration? No, the only numeric value present in the artwork is the digit 3 within the final line of text. The floral elements and skull anatomy contain no additional codes, dates, or hidden numerical symbols.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about True Crime aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these designs?
- These designs suit listeners of investigative podcasts, amateur sleuths, and fans of mystery novels who want to express their interest in criminal justice narratives through wearable art that reflects their specific tastes in genre subtopics.
- What themes are covered in this set?
- The set covers podcast culture, courtroom humor, domestic thrillers, and late-night research habits. Each design represents a different angle of true crime fandom, from humorous takes on evidence to serious nods to unsolved mysteries.
- How should I choose a design?
- Select a design based on your favorite subgenre. If you prefer audio content, choose the mannequin reference. For humor, pick the taco or may class options. Those drawn to darker aesthetics may prefer the ultraviolet rose or murder-themed prints.
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