Dirty
Naughty the Dirty Apron Featuring a Cartoon Ghost Inside
Naughty the dirty apron - Cartoon ghost in light blue frame with text Here is a really old picture OF ME
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Naughty the Dirty Apron Featuring a Cartoon Ghost Inside is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
naughty the dirty apron puts the phrase Here is a really old picture OF ME across the front panel, and the text reads as a pun referencing a ghost. Wearing it signals you enjoy cheeky wordplay, and those who appreciate visual jokes in the kitchen feel this was made for them.
What Is Printed On It
White lettering sits prominently above and below a central graphic element on the grey fabric surface. A cartoon ghost with a smiling face and raised arms occupies the center, contained entirely within a light blue rectangular border. The ghost itself is rendered in white with subtle grey shading to define its form. The layout strictly follows a portrait structure where the frame acts as the canvas for the spirit. This arrangement turns the standard concept of a family photo into a literal spooky joke through simple color blocking and typography.
Who Reaches For This One
Kitchen enthusiasts looking for adult humor notice the clever substitution of a spirit for a human subject first. Gifting this item works well for birthdays or pranks involving someone with a specific taste for dirty jokes. The apron gets worn in daily situations where cooking meets comedy, ensuring the wearer stands out among friends who value visual puns over standard slogans.
Questions Before You Order
What are the measurements of this apron? The body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to cover your torso effectively. Waist ties extend 42 inches on each side to ensure a secure fit. These dimensions provide ample protection while allowing enough length to tie the straps comfortably in front without strain. How does the ink hold up to washing? The print is designed to withstand regular laundering without fading or cracking immediately. Since the design uses solid blocks of white and light blue against a grey base, the contrast remains distinct after cleaning. Proper care ensures the cartoon details stay sharp through multiple wash cycles. Why is this design specifically a ghost pun? The artwork relies on the visual of a spirit to complete the sentence Here is a really old picture OF ME. A living person would not fit the definition of old in this context, so the ghost serves as the necessary punchline. This specific combination of text and image makes the design unique compared to generic quote aprons.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Dirty aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for this themed collection?
- This collection suits experienced chefs and kitchen staff who enjoy dark humor. It resonates with professionals who view the mess of cooking as an integral part of their identity and pride in their craft rather than something to hide.
- What specific designs are included in this set?
- The set includes stop the dirty apron, poison the dirty apron, thirty the dirty apron, stink the dirty apron, meat the dirty apron, and naughty the dirty apron. Each design uses distinct typography and imagery to convey specific aspects of kitchen life.
- How should one choose the right design from this group?
- Select based on your personal attitude toward kitchen work. Choose stink the dirty apron for raw honesty, meat the dirty apron for ingredient focus, or naughty the dirty apron for rebellious flair. Match the graphic tone to your team culture and personal style preferences.
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