

Neil Degrasse Science Apron Featuring an Astronaut
Neil degrasse science apron - Astronaut with Science Literacy quote and red banner on white background
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Neil Degrasse Science Apron Featuring an Astronaut is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
neil degrasse science apron puts a cartoon astronaut and bold typography across the front panel. The white cursive text Science Literacy sits above a figure wearing a gold helmet, while a red banner reading EMPOWERS YOU overlaps the chest. Stacked text below finishes the sentence with a cynical twist on education. Wearing it signals that the wearer values facts over fluff, and people who enjoy sharp wit and space science feel this was made for them.
What The Print Says
The print displays white cursive lettering for Science Literacy above a cartoon astronaut with a gold helmet. A red banner reading EMPOWERS YOU crosses the chest, while stacked text below completes the message. The design uses only white, red, and gold in a flat illustration style. This layout combines educational imagery with humorous sarcasm to create a distinct visual statement that prioritizes readability against the grey background.
The Cook It Was Made For
This neil degrasse science apron appeals to cooks who appreciate scientific precision and dry humor. It serves as a gift for science enthusiasts who value truth and clarity in conversation. The garment fits well in busy kitchens where bold statements are appreciated alongside practical protection for clothing.
Ordering Questions
Does the waist tie accommodate different body sizes? Yes, the apron includes two 42-inch waist ties extending from each side. This specific length ensures there is enough fabric to wrap around larger waists and tie securely in the front without running short. The generous measurement accommodates various body shapes comfortably while keeping the garment stable during active use.
Will the ink remain durable through repeated washing? The printed text and graphics are designed to withstand regular cleaning cycles without fading or cracking. High-quality application ensures the white, red, and gold elements maintain their vibrancy after multiple washes. This durability allows the wearer to rely on the apron for daily tasks without worrying about the longevity of the satirical message.
Is the quote attributed to the correct public figure? The text explicitly credits Neil deGrasse Tyson at the bottom of the design. This attribution connects the sarcastic sentiment about detecting misinformation to a real-world expert in astrophysics and science communication. The specific name validates the humor by linking it to a recognized authority on scientific literacy rather than using a generic placeholder.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Literacy aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these educational aprons?
- These aprons suit librarians, teachers, students, and anyone passionate about learning. If you enjoy discussing books, science, or law, this collection aligns with your interests. They are made for academic settings, coffee shops, or casual wear while engaging in intellectual hobbies.
- What themes are covered in this literacy collection?
- Themes include general reading, specific sciences like Tyson's physics, music appreciation with cello imagery, and specialized fields like criminal justice. There are also humorous options for book hoarders. Each design targets a distinct aspect of intellectual engagement and personal hobby identification.
- How do I select the best design for my job?
- Match the print to your specific profession or favorite subject. A teacher might prefer the science apron, while a librarian may choose the general book lover design. Consider if you want humor or seriousness. Selecting based on your daily activities ensures the apron reflects your true professional identity accurately.
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