Basset Hound
Normal Basset Dog Apron Featuring I Was Normal 2 Basset
Normal basset dog apron - Retro sunset with two basset hound silhouettes and text I Was Normal 2 Basset Hounds Ago
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Normal Basset Dog Apron Featuring I Was Normal 2 Basset is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
normal basset dog apron displays the phrase I WAS NORMAL 2 BASSET HOUNDS AGO to signal that life changed when two hounds arrived. The design uses a retro sunset with beige, grey, red, orange, and teal colors to frame this sarcastic timeline of pet parenthood. Wearing it allows owners to humorously admit their sanity faded upon adoption, and fellow basset hound parents recognize this specific truth immediately.
Reading The Design
The printed words I WAS NORMAL arch over a retro sunset graphic rendered in beige, grey, red, orange, and teal. A large grey number 2 is centered inside the sun above two basset hound silhouettes facing opposite directions. The phrase BASSET HOUNDS AGO appears at the bottom flanked by horizontal stripes in matching colors. This composition merges vintage art styles with a precise count of dogs to mark the end of normalcy. The result is a visual joke that only those who share this specific experience can fully appreciate.
When People Wear It
Owners wear this normal basset dog apron while cooking or cleaning after managing two active hounds. It functions as a practical gift for dog dad or mom recipients who value humorous pet parenting apparel. The item proves useful during daily routines involving messy food preparation or post-walk maintenance where the chaos of two dogs is a constant factor.
Common Questions
Does the apron have pockets for holding tools? Yes, it features two front pockets measuring 8 x 7 inches each, split in the middle to accommodate items securely while working in the kitchen. This specific dimension and split configuration provide ample storage space without restricting movement during food prep or cleanup tasks.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The print remains durable through laundering because the design uses saturated retro colors that resist fading. The distinct separation of beige, grey, red, orange, and teal ensures the message stays legible and vibrant even after repeated cleaning cycles and exposure to water.
Why does this design specifically reference two dogs? The central number 2 and dual hound silhouettes confirm the artwork targets owners of exactly two basset hounds. Unlike generic dog aprons, this specific detail validates the unique experience of raising two of these hounds rather than a single pet or an unspecified number.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Basset Hound aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection is ideal for dedicated basset hound owners and enthusiasts who want to display their love for the breed. It also appeals to dog lovers who appreciate the humorous and melancholic personality traits specific to these low-slung canines.
- What types of designs are included?
- You will find designs ranging from realistic portraits of the iconic face to playful puns involving the breed name. Each piece focuses on the unique physical characteristics and endearing behaviors that make basset hounds so memorable and beloved by their families.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on whether you prefer a serious tribute to the breed or a lighthearted joke. Consider if you want to highlight their expressive eyes or their famous sense of smell when picking the perfect apron to match your personal style.
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