Was Normal
Normal Corgis Dog Apron Featuring White Distressed Text I
Normal corgis dog apron - White distressed text I WAS NORMAL 2 CORGIS AGO with two facing corgi silhouettes and number
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
1
US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Normal Corgis Dog Apron Featuring White Distressed Text I is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase normal corgis dog apron introduces the design where white distressed text reads I WAS NORMAL 2 CORGIS AGO. The pun means the wearer adopted two dogs and has been chaotic since. Wearing it signals to other pet parents that they understand the sacrifice of dog ownership. This is made specifically for people who have sacrificed their sanity for their two corgis.
What You Are Looking At
This apron displays the phrase I WAS NORMAL 2 CORGIS AGO in stacked white letters with a distressed texture. Two corgi silhouettes stand facing one another with a hexagon containing the number 2 positioned between them. The typography appears weathered like vintage screen printing, reinforcing the nostalgic tone of the message. The layout centers the animals below the first two words and above the final three. Every element works together to visualize the exact moment normalcy ended for this specific dog owner.
The Right Person For It
The owner of two corgis notices the specific reference to the number two immediately upon seeing this item. This normal corgis dog apron makes a perfect gift for someone who jokes about losing their mind to their pets. They wear it while preparing meals or handling laundry to remind themselves of the love behind the chaos. It resonates with anyone who understands that adopting a second dog changes everything permanently.
Details Worth Asking About
What are the waist tie measurements? The ties measure 42 inches on each side, providing enough length to tie securely in front for various body sizes without slipping. This generous dimension ensures the apron stays fastened comfortably even when bending over counters or reaching for ingredients.
Does the ink wash off easily? The distressed print style uses durable ink that withstands washing because the faded texture mimics natural fabric wear rather than sitting thick on top. You can clean this garment regularly without worrying about the white graphics peeling or cracking from heat and water.
Does the number 2 refer to a birthday age? No, the digit inside the hexagon refers strictly to the count of corgis owned. The design celebrates having exactly two dogs rather than marking a calendar milestone, distinguishing it from standard anniversary apparel.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Was Normal aprons
- Who would enjoy this collection?
- Dog lovers who appreciate subtle humor and everyday scenarios will find these designs relatable. The collection suits anyone who values the company of their pets and enjoys wearing something that reflects their affection for animals without being overly loud or formal.
- What designs are included?
- You will find various dog-themed prints including a fault dragon, wiener dog, boxer, chihuahua, and labrador. Each design captures a specific breed or playful concept, offering variety for different tastes while maintaining a cohesive theme centered around canine companionship and daily life.
- How do I choose one?
- Consider your favorite breed or the specific vibe you want to express. If you prefer small dogs, look at the chihuahua options. For larger breeds, the boxer or labrador might suit you better. The fault dragon offers a unique twist for those wanting something slightly more fantastical yet grounded.
You might also like
More was normal
- colly dog apron
- chihuahuas dog apron
- normal golden retriever apron
- normal siberian dog apron
- canine dog apron
- corgis dog apron
- distressed corgi aprons
- corgi era dog apron
