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Normal Dog Apron: I Was Normal Three Yorkies Ago Photo
Normal dog apron - Three Yorkies photo with I Was Normal Three Yorkies Ago text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Normal Dog Apron: I Was Normal Three Yorkies Ago Photo is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
A normal dog apron puts the phrase 'I WAS NORMAL, THREE YORKIES, AGO' across the front panel, and the words read as a sarcastic admission of lost sanity. Wearing it signals to fellow owners that you understand the chaos of multiple small dogs, and this specific design was made for anyone who recently adopted their third Yorkshire Terrier.
What You Are Looking At
The artwork features a photo-style print of three Yorkshire Terriers clustered together in the center. Their fur appears in distinct patches of white, brown, and black within the image. One line of white text sits above the dogs, while two lines appear below them. The layout frames the animals to emphasize the specific count mentioned in the caption. This combination of realistic pet imagery and bold typography creates a clear visual joke about pet accumulation.
The Right Person For It
Yorkshire Terrier owners notice the specific breed details and the accurate count of three dogs immediately. Gifting this normal dog apron works well for birthdays, Mother's Day, or Christmas for someone who collects tiny breeds. It gets worn in kitchens or workshops where the wearer wants to protect their clothes while signaling their dedication to the breed to visitors.
Details Worth Asking About
What are the waist tie measurements? The ties measure 42 inches on each side, ensuring they reach far enough to tie securely in front regardless of body size. This length accommodates various waist sizes comfortably without needing adjustment knots or leaving short ends.
Can the ink withstand washing? The printed design remains durable through standard laundering cycles because the ink adheres permanently to the fabric surface. It resists fading and cracking when washed according to care instructions, maintaining the sharpness of the photo-style image over time.
Does this refer to a specific number of pets? Yes, the design specifically references owning three dogs rather than a generic plural. The text explicitly states 'THREE YORKIES', making it a precise tribute to that exact level of small-dog ownership chaos.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Was Normal aprons
- Who would enjoy this collection?
- Dog lovers who appreciate subtle humor and everyday scenarios will find these designs relatable. The collection suits anyone who values the company of their pets and enjoys wearing something that reflects their affection for animals without being overly loud or formal.
- What designs are included?
- You will find various dog-themed prints including a fault dragon, wiener dog, boxer, chihuahua, and labrador. Each design captures a specific breed or playful concept, offering variety for different tastes while maintaining a cohesive theme centered around canine companionship and daily life.
- How do I choose one?
- Consider your favorite breed or the specific vibe you want to express. If you prefer small dogs, look at the chihuahua options. For larger breeds, the boxer or labrador might suit you better. The fault dragon offers a unique twist for those wanting something slightly more fantastical yet grounded.
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