Terrier Dog
Normal Dog Dad Apron Featuring I Was Normal 2 Boston
Normal dog dad apron - White distressed text I Was Normal 2 Boston Terriers Ago with two facing dog silhouettes
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Normal Dog Dad Apron Featuring I Was Normal 2 Boston is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The normal dog dad apron puts the phrase I WAS NORMAL 2 BOSTON TERRIERS AGO across the front panel, and the words read as a sarcastic admission that pet ownership has changed everything. Wearing it signals to other dog lovers that you accept your chaotic reality, and Boston Terrier owners feel it was made specifically for them.
Looking At The Front Panel
The artwork centers on two white dog silhouettes standing back-to-back with their heads turned outward. A small hexagonal shape containing the number 2 sits directly between the two animals. Bold white text stacks above and below this central image, reading I WAS NORMAL at the top and BOSTON TERRIERS AGO at the bottom. Every element features a distressed texture that gives the print a worn, vintage appearance. This layout creates a balanced composition where the typography frames the specific breed illustration. The visual arrangement emphasizes the numerical claim made by the text through the placement of the central number.
Who Gets The Joke
Boston Terrier owners notice the specific breed silhouette and the reference to having two dogs first. This normal dog dad apron acts as a perfect gift for anyone who understands the unique energy of this terrier type. It gets worn in the kitchen when cooking for humans or cleaning up after pets. The design appeals to people who enjoy dry humor about the sacrifices of animal ownership.
Answers Up Front
What are the dimensions of the waist ties? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side to allow for a secure front knot. This length ensures the apron stays fastened comfortably around various waist sizes without being too short or excessive. The extra material provides flexibility in how you choose to tie the garment for the best fit.
How does the ink hold up to washing? The white distressed ink is designed to withstand regular laundering without fading or cracking significantly. The print method bonds with the fabric fibers to maintain the rugged, vintage texture even after multiple wash cycles. You can clean this apron frequently while keeping the graphic looking intentionally worn.
Why is this design specific to this breed? The joke relies on the specific silhouette of the Boston Terrier and the precise count of two animals shown. Generic dog prints do not carry the same weight because they lack the breed-specific visual cues and the numerical implication of double the chaos. Only owners of this exact breed will fully recognize the targeted humor in the artwork.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Terrier Dog aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these terrier-themed aprons?
- This collection suits fathers who own or admire terrier breeds. It appeals to men who want to show their love for specific dogs like Scotties or Yorkies through wearable art that reflects their pet’s personality and their own identity as proud dog dads.
- What specific designs are included in this set?
- The set features seven distinct prints including scottie, pit dog, once, rat dog, jacked, sleep, yorkshire, and bull dog variations. Each design captures different aspects of terrier culture, from historical roles to modern pop culture references, ensuring there is a style for every type of terrier enthusiast.
- How do I choose the right design for my taste?
- Select based on your preferred breed or theme. Choose the scottie for classic charm, the pit dog for strength, or the once print for humor. Consider whether you prefer realistic depictions or stylized graphics when browsing the available options to find the one that best matches your personal style.
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