Was Normal
Normal Father Day Apron: I Was Normal Two Kids Ago
Normal father day apron - White stacked text reading I WAS NORMAL TWO KIDS AGO
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Normal Father Day Apron: I Was Normal Two Kids Ago is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
A normal father day apron displays the phrase I WAS NORMAL TWO KIDS AGO in white stacked text. The words read as a sarcastic admission that parenthood changed his baseline for sanity permanently. Wearing it puts a smile on the face of anyone who understands the chaos of raising children, and fathers with two or more kids will feel this specific joke was crafted just for them.
Every Detail On The Front
The artwork consists solely of white text arranged in a vertical stack of five lines down the center of the panel. The phrase I WAS NORMAL TWO KIDS AGO uses a bold, sans-serif font that maximizes readability against the solid grey background. No illustrations, icons, or additional graphics appear alongside the lettering, keeping the focus entirely on the message. This minimalist typography approach ensures the sarcastic tone of the statement remains the undisputed focal point of the design without visual distractions.
Built For These Hands
Dads who manage a household with two children notice the specific numerical reference immediately. A normal father day apron serves as an ideal gift from a spouse or child who recognizes this shared history. It gets worn during weekend cooking sessions or family gatherings where the wearer wants to signal their current state of mind to guests.
Practical Questions
How does the fit accommodate different body types? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to ensure adequate coverage for various torso lengths. Each side features waist ties that are 42 inches long, providing enough fabric to tie securely in the front regardless of hip width or belt size.
Will the ink withstand repeated washing cycles? The typography is printed directly onto the fabric surface to ensure durability during cleaning. White ink contrasts sharply against the background, maintaining legibility even after multiple washes without fading or cracking like lower quality prints might.
Why does this design resonate specifically with fathers of two? The text explicitly references the number two, marking the exact moment when life shifted from manageable to chaotic. This specific count makes it distinct from generic parenting jokes and validates the unique struggle of managing a household with exactly two children.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Was Normal aprons
- Who would enjoy this collection?
- Dog lovers who appreciate subtle humor and everyday scenarios will find these designs relatable. The collection suits anyone who values the company of their pets and enjoys wearing something that reflects their affection for animals without being overly loud or formal.
- What designs are included?
- You will find various dog-themed prints including a fault dragon, wiener dog, boxer, chihuahua, and labrador. Each design captures a specific breed or playful concept, offering variety for different tastes while maintaining a cohesive theme centered around canine companionship and daily life.
- How do I choose one?
- Consider your favorite breed or the specific vibe you want to express. If you prefer small dogs, look at the chihuahua options. For larger breeds, the boxer or labrador might suit you better. The fault dragon offers a unique twist for those wanting something slightly more fantastical yet grounded.
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