Whippet
Normal Whippet Dog Apron Featuring I Was Normal 2 Whippets
Normal whippet dog apron - White distressed I WAS NORMAL 2 WHIPPETS AGO text with two whippet silhouettes
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Normal Whippet Dog Apron Featuring I Was Normal 2 Whippets is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase normal whippet dog apron puts the text I WAS NORMAL across the top panel, and the central graphic reads as a timeline of pet ownership. The distressed white print features two whippets facing a large number 2 to show how many dogs changed your life. Wearing it signals you understand the chaos of multiple dogs, and this design was made for anyone who counts their sanity loss in whippets.
Inside The Artwork
The printed design uses a white distressed style to create a vintage look on the front panel. The text I WAS NORMAL arches over the top while WHIPPETS AGO sits below with horizontal lines flanking the word AGO. Two whippets stand in profile facing a large numeral 2 in the center. This layout visually represents the specific moment before the second dog arrived. The artwork relies on the contrast between the clean silhouette of the breed and the worn texture of the lettering.
Who It Speaks To
Dog owners notice the specific reference to whippets first. A normal whippet dog apron makes an excellent gift for birthdays or holidays for someone who recently adopted a second pup. Everyday wear happens during cooking or cleaning when the owner wants to acknowledge the mess their pets cause.
Quick Answers
What are the dimensions of the apron body? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide ample coverage. This generous sizing ensures the front panel stays protected from spills while accommodating different torso lengths without restricting movement in the kitchen. Does the distressed ink fade after washing? Yes, the white print is durable enough to withstand regular laundering without peeling or cracking. The distressed aesthetic actually helps hide minor wear, ensuring the design retains its vintage character through multiple wash cycles. Is the waist tie length adjustable for tall users? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, which is long enough to tie securely in front. This extra length allows taller individuals to fasten the apron comfortably without the straps being too short or pulling tight against the back.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Whippet aprons
- Who is the ideal recipient for these items?
- These pieces are made for whippet owners, rescuers, or enthusiasts who want to display their pride in the breed. They suit anyone who appreciates the unique elegance and gentle spirit of sighthounds in their daily routine.
- What makes these designs distinct from other breeds?
- The artwork focuses specifically on the whippet’s slender frame and expressive eyes. Unlike broader collections, these designs capture the nuanced personality and athletic build unique to this particular sighthound variety.
- How should I choose between the various styles available?
- Select based on your preference for humor versus realism. Choose the funny options for lighthearted fun, or pick the portrait-style designs to show the breed’s natural beauty and refined characteristics accurately.
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