Lazy
Office Kitty Cat Apron Featuring a Sleeping Cartoon Cat
Office kitty cat apron - Sleeping white cartoon cat with pink ears and text about wanting to sleep instead of working
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Office Kitty Cat Apron Featuring a Sleeping Cartoon Cat is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
office kitty cat apron displays a sleeping cartoon cat with text about wanting to work versus sleep. The phrase reads that 99% of the wearer wants to rest rather than be productive. Wearing it signals a humorous honesty about energy levels during the workday, and remote workers or office staff who value nap time feel this design was made for them.
The Print, Up Close
The artwork features a centered white cat with pink inner ears in a cartoon style. Two lines of text appear above the animal stating A PART OF ME WANTS TO WORK HARD, while two lines below read BUT 99% OF ME WANTS TO SLEEP. The lettering is white and matches the cat's fur tone against the background. This layout creates a wholesome visual joke about prioritizing rest over productivity in the workplace.
Made For This Crowd
This office kitty cat apron appeals to anyone who finds motivation hard to come by at their desk. It serves as a perfect gift for colleagues who appreciate lazy humor and relatable exhaustion. You will wear this when you need a polite excuse to take a break or simply want to acknowledge your true feelings about the work week.
Before You Add To Cart
What are the dimensions of the apron body? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide ample coverage for your torso and lap while seated. This generous sizing ensures you stay protected whether you are cooking or typing at a computer. How does the ink hold up after cleaning? The printed design is durable enough to withstand washing, ensuring the funny quote and cat illustration remain visible through multiple laundry cycles. You can maintain the appearance of the print without worrying about fading or cracking. Why is this specific design different from others? Unlike generic work gear, this piece uses a sleeping cat graphic paired with a specific percentage to visualize the exact ratio of laziness versus ambition. The combination of the resting pose and the statistical claim makes it a unique statement on fatigue.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Lazy aprons
- Who will enjoy these designs most?
- These aprons suit individuals who prioritize relaxation and humor over traditional work aesthetics. They appeal to people who takes in laziness as a lifestyle choice rather than a flaw. If you appreciate witty commentary on rest and value comfort in your daily attire, this collection resonates with your personal philosophy on life.
- What themes define this set?
- The themes revolve around animal-inspired procrastination and gentle refusals to participate in busy activities. Designs feature sloths, cats, and mythical creatures expressing their desire to stay put. Each print highlights the absurdity of rushing when lounging is far more delightful, creating a cohesive narrative around the beauty of doing absolutely nothing today.
- How should I choose a design?
- Select based on your favorite animal or the specific type of refusal you relate to most. Choose the sloth if you identify with slow movements and patience. Pick the cat if you prefer aloof independence. Consider the unicorn if you want a playful take on staying home. Your choice reflects your own twist of relaxation and personal sense of humor regarding idleness.
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