Golf Dad
Officially Golf Apron with Retired Golfer Silhouette
Officially golf apron - White distressed golfer silhouette with officially retired text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Officially Golf Apron with Retired Golfer Silhouette is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
officially golf apron puts the phrase OFFICIALLY RETIRED YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME across the front panel, and the text reads as a wholesome declaration that golf remains a priority. Wearing it signals to peers that work is done but the game continues, and grandfathers or dads who still play weekly feel this was made for them.
Reading The Design
The phrase OFFICIALLY RETIRED sits at the top of the panel in large, distressed white letters. A matching white silhouette of a golfer occupies the center, depicted bending forward over a putter in a focused stance. Below the figure, the sentence YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME completes the vertical layout. The distressed style gives the white ink a textured, weathered appearance against the background. This arrangement creates a cohesive picture of a player who has left the office but never left the green.
When People Wear It
Retired golfers notice the immediate connection between the text and their current lifestyle first. An official Golf Apron makes a perfect retirement gift for a grandfather who loves a day out on the green. Everyday situations include weekend tournaments or casual rounds where the wearer wants to show they are still an active participant in the sport rather than someone who has stopped playing.
Common Questions
What are the dimensions of the pockets on this apron? Each of the two front pockets measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle. This generous size provides ample storage for tees, balls, or scorecards while the 10 oz cotton canvas holds its shape effectively during use.
Can I wash this apron without damaging the white distressed print? The white distressed ink is durable enough to withstand standard washing. The 10 oz cotton canvas fabric softens after two or three washes, ensuring the apron becomes more comfortable without fading the bold lettering or the golfer silhouette.
Does the design reference a specific golfing rule or just general play? The design references general play rather than a specific regulation. The humor relies on the universal understanding among golfers that the course is a second home, making the statement a relatable joke about prioritizing the game over other responsibilities.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Golf Dad aprons
- Who is the ideal recipient for these golf-themed bibs?
- These aprons are best suited for fathers, grandfathers, or husbands who spend significant time playing golf. They appeal to men who appreciate humor related to the game and enjoy spending quality time outdoors. The designs are tailored for those who view cooking as a relaxing break from the green.
- What specific designs can I expect to find here?
- You will discover styles such as the cart golf apron, drinking father day apron, and par golf apron. Each design targets a different aspect of the golfer experience, from casual play to holiday celebrations. Options like the grandpas golf apron and joke golf apron provide varied tones for different personalities.
- How do I choose the right style for my purchase?
- Consider whether he prefers serious sport references or lighthearted humor. If he loves the social side of golf, the drinking father day apron might be best. For a more traditional look, the par golf apron works well. Match the design to his favorite aspects of the game to ensure he feels understood.
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