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Opossum Cowboy Apron Features a Screaming Grey Animal
Opossum cowboy apron - Grey screaming opossum in cowboy hat and bandana with text GO ON NOW GIIIIIIIT!
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Opossum Cowboy Apron Features a Screaming Grey Animal is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
opossum cowboy apron displays the phrase GO ON NOW GIIIIIIIT! across the front, featuring a grey opossum wearing a hat and bandana. The screaming animal and distressed lettering convey an urgent command to leave immediately rather than a birthday or specific event. Wearing it signals a no-nonsense attitude toward messy situations, and people who appreciate retro western aesthetics and blunt humor will recognize this design as made for them.
The Print Up Close
A grey opossum stands centered on the panel with its mouth wide open in a scream, wearing a cowboy hat and a tied bandana around its neck. Two lines of text reading GO ON NOW sit above the animal, while one line reading GIIIIIIIT! anchors the composition below. The entire graphic uses a distressed texture that gives the print a weathered, vintage appearance suitable for western-style apparel. This layout creates a unified image of an angry, authoritative character demanding immediate departure.
Made For This Crowd
People who enjoy western-themed humor and vintage graphic designs notice the screaming animal first. An opossum cowboy apron serves as a practical gift for cowboys, cowgirls, or anyone with a unique sense of humor regarding animals. It fits into everyday situations like outdoor cooking, camping, or working in environments where a stern warning about leaving is needed.
Before You Add To Cart
What are the dimensions of the neck strap? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to ensure a secure fit for most adults. This range allows the black bib apron to be customized comfortably regardless of the wearer's height or build, accommodating a generous cut for ease of movement.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The printed design withstands standard laundering because the ink bonds permanently to the fabric surface during production. Unlike temporary transfers that crack or peel, this durable print remains intact through repeated washes without fading or losing its distressed texture.
Why does this specific design feature a screaming animal? The artwork depicts an opossum with an open mouth and bared teeth to visually reinforce the imperative text above and below it. This specific expression transforms the words from a simple phrase into a loud, visual command that matches the aggressive tone of the lettering.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Go aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these humorous prints?
- These aprons suit individuals who love sarcasm, pop culture references, and lighthearted banter. They are made for gift-givers looking for something memorable, or home cooks who want their personality to shine through their kitchen attire without being overly serious about their craft.
- What types of jokes can I expect to see here?
- You will find a mix of wordplay, pop culture nods, and self-deprecating humor. Designs range from clever puns on everyday situations to references that only fans of specific genres or hobbies will fully appreciate, ensuring there is a bold design for almost every taste.
- How do I choose the right design for my personality?
- Consider your favorite type of humor, whether it is dry wit, slapstick, or niche references. Browse the names to see which phrase aligns with your sense of irony. If you enjoy talking back or making light of stressful moments, look for the more aggressive textual designs in the set.
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