
Squirrel Aprons
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Peace squirrel aprons - Three circles with peace sign, heart, and squirrel in blue beige orange with text below
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Peace Squirrel Aprons Featuring a Vintage Distressed Design is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
peace squirrel aprons features the phrase PEACE, LOVE, SQUIRREL across three colored circles containing a peace symbol, a heart, and a squirrel silhouette. The design reads as a wholesome nod to rodent enthusiasts rather than a political slogan. Wearing it signals a specific appreciation for squirrels in daily life, and nature lovers or backyard observers feel it was made for them.
The artwork presents three horizontally aligned circles rendered in a distressed style using light blue, beige, and orange. The leftmost circle is blue and contains a peace symbol with the word PEACE printed below in matching blue striated lettering. The center circle is beige and holds a heart outline with the word LOVE underneath in the same font style. The rightmost circle is orange and features a squirrel silhouette facing left with the word SQUIRREL printed below in orange. This arrangement mimics a classic retro poster layout but substitutes the standard third element with a rodent to create a whimsical visual pun. The texture of the print appears weathered, giving the colors a faded, vintage quality that suggests age without actual damage.
Squirrel lovers and wildlife watchers notice the specific animal choice immediately upon seeing the design. Gifting this product to a brother, sister, or friend who admires backyard birds and nuts makes sense for birthdays or holidays. They wear it in the kitchen or garden to show that they appreciate the small creatures often ignored by others. The design allows them to participate in nature observation without needing specialized gear, simply by donning this protective garment.
What are the pocket dimensions? The pockets measure exactly 8 x 7 inches each, providing ample space for holding small tools or ingredients. They are positioned on the front panel and split in the middle to allow for separate storage compartments within a single visible area. This specific dimension ensures functionality without adding excessive bulk to the lower section of the apron.
How does the ink withstand washing? The distressed aesthetic means the print is designed to look worn, so standard washing will not reveal fading or peeling that looks like damage. The ink bonds with the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric during production to ensure the colored circles and text remain intact through repeated cleaning cycles. This durability maintains the intended vintage appearance from the first wash to the last.
Why is the squirrel the final word? The squirrel replaces the expected word "HAPPY" or "MUSIC" to shift the meaning from general positivity to specific zoological affection. By placing the animal silhouette and label at the end of the sequence, the design asserts that squirrels deserve the same status as universal symbols of peace and love. This specific ordering creates a humorous recontextualization of familiar icons that only appeals to those who understand the joke.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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