

Pecked May Apron Featuring a Sarcastic Cartoon Chicken
Pecked may apron - Cartoon chicken with crossed wings and text I may look calm but in my head i've pecked you 3 times
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Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Pecked May Apron Featuring a Sarcastic Cartoon Chicken is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
pecked may apron puts the phrase I MAY LOOK CALM, BUT IN MY HEAD I'VE PECKED YOU 3 TIMES... across the front panel, and the text reads as a sarcastic admission of internal aggression. Wearing it signals that you possess a dry wit regarding social boundaries, and farm workers or people who enjoy animal humor feel this design was made for them.
Every Detail On The Front
A centered cartoon chicken with brown feathers, a red comb, and an orange beak sits between two blocks of text on the main panel. The top inscription appears in orange while the bottom lines alternate between white and orange to frame the illustration. The bird's wings are crossed over its chest to visually reinforce the message of feigned calmness. This layout ensures the artwork functions as a single cohesive unit rather than separate graphic elements. The specific color palette of brown, red, orange, and white creates a bold contrast against the background to guarantee readability from a distance.
Built For These Hands
Poultry keepers and home cooks notice the specific reference to chicken behavior immediately when viewing this item. The pecked may apron serves as an ideal humorous gift for birthdays or family gatherings involving farmers. It gets worn in everyday situations like feeding flocks or processing meat where the wearer wishes to express hidden frustration through the print. The design transforms a functional garment into a tool for communicating personality during tedious chores.
Practical Questions
Does the waist tie fit standard sizes? Yes, the apron features 42-inch ties on each side that are long enough to tie securely in front, accommodating various body widths without slipping. This generous length allows for multiple knotting options to ensure the garment stays in place during active movement. How does the ink hold up after washing? The printed design remains durable because the colors are saturated into the fabric surface rather than sitting loosely on top. This integration ensures the cartoon and text stay sharp and vibrant through repeated laundering cycles without fading or cracking. Why is this specific quote unique to this product? The exact phrase I've pecked you 3 times combines agricultural behavior with human sarcasm, distinguishing it from generic kitchen wear. This specific wording references a precise poultry interaction that resonates with those who understand the psychology of bird management.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about May Look aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these poultry-themed designs?
- This collection suits backyard farmers and hobbyists who enjoy the company of chickens and roosters. It is made for anyone who wants to display their love for poultry keeping with humor and style while working in their garden or coop.
- What specific designs are included in this set?
- The set features various rooster-centric prints including the rooster chicken apron and the may chicken apron. You will also find playful phrases like the age i love my rooster apron and the pecked may apron, offering unique choices for different tastes.
- How do I choose the right design from this group?
- Consider your personal relationship with your birds. If your rooster is particularly bold, the slapped may look apron might fit well. For a more affectionate vibe, select the colorblind may look apron or the may pecked you apron to reflect your unique farm experiences.
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