Border Collie
Personal Border Collie Apron Featuring a Humorous Stalker
Personal border collie apron - Distressed white dog face in circle with bones and stalker text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Personal Border Collie Apron Featuring a Humorous Stalker is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
personal border collie apron displays the phrase personal stalker over a centered dog portrait. The text reads I will follow you wherever you go bathroom included to describe the breed's clingy loyalty. Wearing it signals that you understand this specific type of devotion, and owners of herding dogs know exactly who this was made for.
The Artwork Explained
A white, distressed graphic sits centered on the front panel within a circular frame containing a dog's head. Two bones flank the circle on the left and right sides, adding balance to the composition. The words personal stalker arch over the top in a weathered font that suggests age and grit. Three lines of text stack beneath the image reading I will follow you wherever you go bathroom included. This arrangement ties the visual elements together to celebrate the humorous intensity of the breed's attachment.
Kitchens It Belongs In
This design belongs in kitchens where a Border Collie is always underfoot. It serves as a funny gift for anyone who has experienced a dog refusing to leave the room. The product protects clothing while acknowledging that your pet considers the bathroom their territory too.
What Buyers Ask
What are the measurements of the apron? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to cover the torso. Each waist tie is 42 inches long, which provides enough length to secure a snug knot in front regardless of your build.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The distressed print style is designed to withstand wear, so the white graphics remain visible through repeated laundering. The ink bonds with the fabric to maintain the rugged look without peeling or cracking during cleaning cycles.
Why does this design specifically mention the bathroom? The joke relies on the specific behavioral trait of Border Collies following owners into private spaces. Unlike other breeds that may stay outside, this print celebrates the unique boundary-crossing loyalty that defines this particular herding dog.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Border Collie aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these specific designs?
- These aprons are made for Border Collie owners, farm workers, and agility competitors who appreciate the breed’s unique traits. If you value intelligence and herding instinct, these prints resonate with your daily life and professional challenges.
- What makes these designs different from generic dog art?
- Unlike generic prints, these focus on specific behaviors like the intense stare and herding eye. They capture the nuanced relationship between handler and dog, appealing to those who understand the mental workload involved in training and managing this energetic breed effectively.
- How do I choose the right print for my personality?
- Select the starry version if you love night walks or cosmic themes. Choose the heartbeat design for sentimental value regarding your pet’s health. Opt for the stare print if you want to highlight the breed’s powerful gaze and natural ability to command respect in any environment.
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