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Philadelphia Bird Apron - Vintage Scales of Justice Design
Philadelphia bird apron - Retro scales of justice with birds in caps on striped background and arched text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Philadelphia Bird Apron - Vintage Scales of Justice Design is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase "philadelphia bird apron" anchors a design displaying the text "PHILADELPHIA SCHOOL OF BIRD LAW" in a stylized font. White scales of justice hold two birds wearing graduation caps, set against horizontal stripes in beige, teal, yellow, and red. This layout employs sarcasm to imply a fictitious university for feathered defendants. Wearing it signals you enjoy the joke about treating pets with legal seriousness, and bird owners who defend their flock with wit will find this made specifically for them.
The Graphic, Piece By Piece
The central motif consists of white scales of justice balancing two small birds wearing academic hats. These figures sit atop a backdrop of four horizontal stripes colored beige, teal, yellow, and red. Arched text reading "PHILADELPHIA" sits above straight text reading "SCHOOL OF" and "BIRD LAW" below. The entire composition uses a retro aesthetic that mimics vintage educational signage. The specific arrangement of arched headers and grounded footers frames the central scales to create a cohesive, satirical emblem rather than a scattered collection of icons.
Days You Would Grab It
Bird lovers and owners notice the graduation caps on the birds immediately as a sign of playful intelligence. This product serves as a perfect graduation gift or present for the friend who treats their pet like a child. It gets worn in everyday situations at bird shows, family gatherings, or casual cookouts where avian topics arise. The "philadelphia bird apron" acts as a conversation starter for anyone who understands the specific humor of avian legal satire.
Before Buying
Does the strap adjust to my size? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to ensure a proper fit. This range supports the generous cut of the black bib, accommodating most adults comfortably without slipping or digging into the neck during active use.
Will the print survive regular washing? The ink is applied to withstand standard laundering without significant fading or cracking. The retro texture of the design actually complements minor wear, preserving the vintage look even after multiple wash cycles.
What makes this design unique? It combines legal imagery with avian education through the specific detail of graduation caps on the birds. No other standard apron features scales of justice balancing educated birds, distinguishing this item as a niche tribute to bird law humor.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Philadelphia aprons
- Who should buy these aprons?
- These aprons are ideal for dedicated Phillies fans who want to wear their team colors while working or cooking. They suit individuals who enjoy expressing their local pride through apparel that reflects their support for the baseball team and the city's sports culture.
- What designs are included?
- The collection features prints like the jawn phillies apron and realmuto phillies apron. These designs highlight key players and local phrases, offering unique options for fans who want to show specific aspects of their fandom without repeating generic team logos found elsewhere.
- How do I choose a design?
- Consider which player or phrase resonates most with your personal connection to the team. If you follow Bryce Harper closely, select that option. For broader team spirit, choose the general fan print. Matching the design to your favorite era or player ensures the apron feels personally meaningful.
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