Turkey Day
Pie Christmas Apron Featuring an I'm Just Here
Pie christmas apron - Cartoon orange pie slice with I'm Just Here For The Pie text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Pie Christmas Apron Featuring an I'm Just Here is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase "pie christmas apron" puts the declaration "I'M JUST HERE FOR THE PIE" across the front panel, and the words land as a honest confession that dessert takes precedence over duty. Wearing it protects your clothes while signaling you are there for the good stuff, and fellow foodies at the table will appreciate the honesty.
The Print, Up Close
A cartoon slice of pie sits centrally on the panel, rendered in bright orange filling and a beige crust. The text splits around this subject, with "I'M JUST HERE FOR" positioned above the slice and "THE PIE" below it. Two small white circles scatter around the pastry, adding visual balance to the composition. This arrangement uses only white, orange, and beige tones to create a cohesive, wholesome look typical of festive baking illustrations.
Made For This Crowd
Dessert enthusiasts notice the explicit promise that sweets are the main attraction first. A "pie christmas apron" serves as a perfect gift for someone who loves pumpkin pie more than the turkey. It fits naturally into the everyday situation of watching football and eating during a family holiday dinner without taking itself too seriously.
Before You Add To Cart
What are the dimensions of the storage space? Each of the two front pockets measures 8 by 7 inches, providing ample room for holding recipe cards or oven mitts while you cook.
Does the material remain comfortable after cleaning? The 10 oz cotton canvas is stiff at first but softens significantly after two or three washes, ensuring the fabric becomes comfortable against your skin over time.
Why choose this over a traditional turkey design? This product focuses exclusively on the pie graphic and text rather than poultry, making it distinct for people whose holiday priority is actually the dessert course.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Turkey Day aprons
- Who should buy these designs?
- These designs suit home cooks and party hosts who want to express their personality while preparing meals. They appeal to people who enjoy blending traditional holiday symbols with modern humor or pop culture references for a unique festive look.
- What themes are included?
- The collection spans various styles including historical pilgrim motifs, modern dabbing dances, and classic animal illustrations. Each design focuses on distinct aspects of Thanksgiving, from kitchen terms like basting to playful turkey anatomy representations.
- How do I choose one?
- Select based on your preferred style, whether you lean toward traditional history or contemporary internet culture. Consider if you prefer subtle nods to cooking techniques or bold, bold character designs that spark conversation during family dinners.
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