

Pilot Flight Attendant Apron Featuring Getting High Is My
Pilot flight attendant apron - White stacked text Getting High Is My Job above airplane and clouds
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Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Pilot Flight Attendant Apron Featuring Getting High Is My is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase Getting High Is My Job puts the central message across the front panel, and the stacked white lettering reads as a pun about working at cruising altitude. An airplane graphic overlaps the bottom word with small clouds scattered nearby, creating a cohesive aviation image. Wearing it allows crew members to express professional identity through humor, and this specific design was made for stewardesses, stewards, and pilots who spend their shifts above the weather layer.
The Design Itself
The artwork centers on a vertical stack of white text that dominates the upper two-thirds of the panel. A stylized airplane illustration is positioned at the very bottom, overlapping the tail of the word Job. Small, isolated cloud shapes float around the letters and the aircraft to reinforce the sky setting. The entire composition uses a typography-only art style where the font contrast between blocky sans-serif and flowing script creates visual rhythm. This arrangement ties the literal definition of the job to the physical act of flying without relying on external context.
Occasions It Fits
Cabin crew and airline staff notice the pun immediately because it speaks directly to their daily experience of altitude. This pilot flight attendant apron makes a thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, or retirement parties for anyone in the industry. It is worn in professional settings like galleys and dining areas to show camaraderie among coworkers who share the same work environment.
Things People Ask
What are the measurements of the neck strap on this bib apron? The adjustable neck strap ranges from 20 to 30 inches to accommodate different heights. This generous cut ensures the apron fits most adults securely without being too tight or slipping off during active service.
Can this design withstand repeated washing without fading or cracking? The print is designed to hold up against frequent laundering and exposure to cleaning agents. The white ink maintains its opacity and detail even after many wash cycles on standard settings.
Does the phrase refer to illegal substances or aviation terminology? The text refers exclusively to flying at high altitudes and reaching cruising levels safely. The accompanying airplane and cloud graphics confirm the aviation context rather than any substance-related meaning.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Flight Attendant aprons
- Who is the ideal recipient for these themed bib aprons?
- These aprons are made for current or retired cabin crew members who want to express their professional identity during off-duty hours or casual wear. They also suit aviation enthusiasts who appreciate the detailed references embedded in each print design.
- What specific themes are covered in this collection?
- The range includes humorous takes on common issues, supportive messages for flight mothers, and classic aviation symbols. Each piece offers a different perspective on the profession, ensuring there is a suitable option for various personalities within the industry.
- How should I choose between the different printed designs?
- Select based on whether you prefer humor, nostalgia, or pride in your role. The funny options highlight shared struggles, while others celebrate the lifestyle. Consider if you want to reference specific aspects of flying or simply show support for the profession.
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