Grilling
Pitmaster Smoker Apron Put That in Your Egg
Pitmaster smoker apron - Kamado grill silhouette with text PUT THAT IN YOUR EGG & SMOKE IT in white on black
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Pitmaster Smoker Apron Put That in Your Egg is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
pitmaster smoker apron displays a kamado grill silhouette with the text PUT THAT IN YOUR EGG & SMOKE IT. The phrase is a pun on a common idiom, replacing it with smoking terminology for barbecue enthusiasts. Wearing this puts a smile on fellow griller faces, and home cooks who love low-and-slow brisket know this was made for them.
Looking At The Front Panel
A minimalist black silhouette of a kamado grill sits centrally on the white fabric, featuring side shelves and a stand base. White lettering reading PUT THAT IN YOUR EGG & SMOKE IT stacks vertically across the main body of the grill. This high-contrast design uses only black and white to create a bold graphic statement. The humor relies on the visual pun connecting the egg-shaped grill to smoking meat. Together, the shape and typography form a cohesive tribute to ceramic cookers.
Who Gets The Joke
BBQ pitmasters notice the specific kamado shape first as a nod to their equipment. This pitmaster smoker apron makes a perfect gift for Father's Day or birthdays for dads who own ceramic smokers. Everyday wear happens at weekend brunches where friends gather around the fire to smoke sausages and pulled pork.
Answers Up Front
Does this apron fit my build? Yes, the generous cut accommodates most adults comfortably. The neck strap adjusts from 20 to 30 inches to ensure a secure fit over thick winter jackets or loose t-shirts without slipping during active cooking.
How does the ink hold up to cleaning? The printed design withstands machine washing because the ink bonds directly to the black bib fabric. You can toss this into the wash with your other grilling gear without worrying about the white letters cracking or peeling off after repeated use.
Is this specific to one type of grill? Absolutely, the graphic depicts a distinct kamado egg cooker rather than a standard gas unit. The rounded dome shape with side handles and cross-legged stand identifies it specifically as a ceramic smoker used for low-and-slow cooking methods.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Grilling aprons
- Who is the best fit for this grilling apparel?
- This collection suits anyone who enjoys outdoor cooking, from novice grillers to experienced pitmasters. It appeals to those who appreciate barbecue humor and want to show off their passion for smoking meats during family gatherings or cookouts.
- What themes are featured in these designs?
- The designs focus on barbecue culture, featuring puns about smoking, meat cuts like bacon, and playful phrases related to pitmaster life. Each apron uses visual jokes that resonate with people who spend time near charcoal or smokers.
- How do I pick the right design for me?
- Choose based on your preferred type of humor, whether it involves brainy smoking tips or classic meat references. Consider if you prefer subtle nods to barbecue or bold statements that declare your identity as a dedicated grill enthusiast at every event.
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