

Pitty Dog Apron Featuring Show Me Your Pitties Pun
Pitty dog apron - Two black and white cartoon pitbull heads wearing sunglasses under Show Me Your Pitties text
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Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Pitty Dog Apron Featuring Show Me Your Pitties Pun is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
pitty dog apron puts the phrase SHOW ME YOUR PITTIES across the front panel, and the words land as a pun on the breed's nickname. Two cartoon pitbull heads wearing sunglasses sit side-by-side in black and white between the text lines. Wearing it signals pride for the breed and sparks conversation at the dog park, and dog owners who want to normalize their pets feel this was made for them.
Looking At The Front Panel
The central graphic features two identical pitbull heads rendered in a stark black and white cartoon style, positioned directly beneath the upper text. Each dog wears dark sunglasses that obscure the eyes, adding a layer of personified coolness to the illustration. The layout places the phrase SHOW ME YOUR at the top center and PITTIES at the bottom, framing the canine faces symmetrically. This vertical stacking ensures the joke reads clearly from a distance while maintaining a balanced composition. The use of only white and black ink creates a graphic look that stands out against the neutral grey background of the product image.
Who Gets The Joke
Dog dads, dog moms, and breed advocates notice the specific terminology immediately. A pitty dog apron makes an ideal gift for anyone who spends their free time walking pitbulls or defending the breed's reputation. You will likely wear this in busy environments like the dog park or local festivals where your stance on the breed becomes part of the social interaction. It turns a simple kitchen garment into a conversation starter about canine stereotypes.
Answers Up Front
What are the pocket dimensions? Each front pocket measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to allow for versatile storage. This specific configuration lets you hold items securely while keeping your hands partially accessible for quick tasks. The size is substantial enough to carry small tools or phone essentials without bulging excessively.
How does the ink hold up to washing? The print remains durable through repeated laundering because the cotton canvas fabric stiffens initially but softens after two to three washes. This material behavior helps anchor the ink, preventing the white graphics from cracking or peeling over time. The durability comes from the fabric's natural density rather than chemical treatments.
Why does this design reference a specific slang term? The phrase Pitties is a colloquial shortening of Pitbull, turning a common nickname into a playful visual pun with the cool-looking dogs. This specific linguistic choice connects directly to the subculture of dog ownership where such terms are used affectionately. No other generic dog apron uses this exact combination of typography and breed-specific vernacular.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Mom Dog aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these aprons?
- This collection suits women who view their dogs as family members. It appeals to those who spend significant time cooking or crafting while wearing their love for pets on their sleeve, literally. The designs resonate with anyone who finds joy in the chaotic, loving chaos of raising a furry child.
- What themes are included in the designs?
- The assortment features various dog breeds and behaviors. You can choose prints showcasing dachshunds, yorkies, or general canine mischief. Themes range from humorous takes on shedding and stubbornness to proud declarations of motherhood. Each graphic captures a specific moment or trait familiar to dedicated dog owners everywhere.
- How do I select the right print?
- Consider your dog's breed or personality traits. Select the weenie dog apron for long-bodied pups or the yorkie dog apron for small breeds. Choose the hair dog apron if shedding is a constant battle. Pick the mama dog apron to emphasize your maternal role toward your pet, ensuring the design reflects your personal story.
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