

Poet Author Apron Featuring This Is My Writing Apron
Poet author apron - Black stacked text reading THIS IS MY WRITING SHIRT on grey background
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Poet Author Apron Featuring This Is My Writing Apron is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
A poet author apron puts the phrase THIS IS MY WRITING SHIRT across the front panel, and the words read as a sarcastic joke because the wearer is clearly in an apron rather than a shirt. Wearing it signals to others that you belong to a group of writers who appreciate dry humor about the messiness of creativity, and a playwright or novelist will feel this was made specifically for their sense of irony.
The Print, Up Close
Four lines of black typography stack vertically down the center of the panel, displaying the exact words THIS IS MY WRITING SHIRT in a distressed, blocky font. The layout contains only text with no other graphics or illustrations, relying entirely on the stark contrast between the black ink and the lighter background. This visual style belongs to the trade of graphic design and the hobby of wordplay, where the mismatch between the statement and the garment creates the intended humor. The simplicity of the design ensures the message remains the focal point without distraction.
Made For This Crowd
Playwrights and poets notice the specific irony of declaring an apron to be a shirt immediately. A poet author apron makes the perfect gift for a book launch party or a birthday celebration for someone who spends their time surrounded by manuscripts and coffee stains. In everyday situations like a home kitchen or a university writing studio, this garment protects clothes while allowing the wearer to participate in the shared joke about their profession.
Before You Add To Cart
Does the apron have storage space? Yes, it includes two front pockets that measure 8 by 7 inches each and are split in the middle to hold pens or small notebooks securely. This generous sizing allows you to keep essential writing tools or cleaning supplies within easy reach while working.
Will the design stay intact after washing? The black print is durable enough to withstand repeated laundering without fading or cracking, ensuring the sarcastic message remains legible through multiple uses and wash cycles.
Is this suitable for someone who wears an apron daily? Absolutely, because the design acknowledges the reality of wearing protective gear while using funny text to pretend otherwise, making it ideal for anyone who actually cooks or works with materials while identifying as a writer.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Writing aprons
- Who should buy this specific set?
- This set is ideal for published authors, aspiring novelists, and poetry enthusiasts who spend significant time at their desks. It appeals to anyone who identifies deeply with the literary profession and wants to wear their passion visibly while working on manuscripts or editing drafts.
- What themes are represented?
- Themes include traditional publishing symbols like typewriters, poetic verse layouts, and scenic travel imagery. Designs also feature references to screenwriting and ancient Hebrew scripts, offering variety for writers interested in diverse narrative forms and historical linguistic connections within their creative process.
- How do I choose a design?
- Select based on your preferred genre. Choose typewriter motifs for fiction writers, verse patterns for poets, or landscape scenes for travel-inspired creators. Screenwriter-focused designs suit those working in visual storytelling. Consider which symbol best represents your current project or personal identity as a creator.
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