

Poison the Dirty Apron Featuring Four Photo Grid
Poison the dirty apron - Green Poison logo above four photo grid and Talk Dirty To Me text
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Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Poison the Dirty Apron Featuring Four Photo Grid is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
poison the dirty apron puts the word Poison in green script across the top panel, and the text reads as a direct reference to the 1986 rock anthem. Four photos of a man with blonde hair sit in a central grid surrounded by scattered words, and wearing it connects the wearer to the glam metal scene of the eighties. Fans of the genre and those who recall the original release feel it was made for them.
Inside The Artwork
The design centers on a four-panel photo grid showing close-ups of a man with styled blonde hair. The word Poison appears prominently at the top in a sweeping green font with white outlining. Small white text fragments including Look, In, What, Dragged, The, and Cat frame the individual photos. The phrase Talk Dirty To Me sits at the bottom in bold green capital letters. These elements combine to recreate the visual identity of the classic rock single rather than depicting literal poison or cats.
Who It Speaks To
Rock musicians and home cooks who appreciate 1980s hard rock notice the specific lyric placement first. Gifting this poison the dirty apron to a band enthusiast acknowledges their shared musical history. Everyday situations like backyard barbecues or kitchen prep become opportunities to display this niche cultural knowledge.
Quick Answers
What are the pocket dimensions on this poison the dirty apron? The pockets measure exactly 8 by 7 inches each, providing ample space for holding utensils or towels. They are split in the middle to create two separate compartments within a single pocket structure. This specific sizing ensures functionality matches the large graphic area above without overwhelming the lower torso.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The print remains durable through standard laundering because it is bonded directly to the heavy fabric surface. The 10 oz cotton canvas base provides a stable foundation that prevents cracking or peeling over time. Users can wash the item regularly without worrying about the green lettering fading or the photo grid losing clarity.
Does the text reference a specific band member or song? The phrase comes directly from the lyrics of the hit song released in 1986. The four photos represent the visual style used on the original single artwork. No other product combines this specific lyrical quote with the grid layout, making it a unique tribute to that exact musical moment.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Dirty aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for this themed collection?
- This collection suits experienced chefs and kitchen staff who enjoy dark humor. It resonates with professionals who view the mess of cooking as an integral part of their identity and pride in their craft rather than something to hide.
- What specific designs are included in this set?
- The set includes stop the dirty apron, poison the dirty apron, thirty the dirty apron, stink the dirty apron, meat the dirty apron, and naughty the dirty apron. Each design uses distinct typography and imagery to convey specific aspects of kitchen life.
- How should one choose the right design from this group?
- Select based on your personal attitude toward kitchen work. Choose stink the dirty apron for raw honesty, meat the dirty apron for ingredient focus, or naughty the dirty apron for rebellious flair. Match the graphic tone to your team culture and personal style preferences.
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